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Helping a friend in need

When helping your dearest friend get laid, so when you see two young girls, you set him up with the fat one as you run away with the slim, big breated, hot one.
I think I should be helping a friend in need right now.
by DannyTheMan November 19, 2007
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don't need no

a pattern of repudiating speech. e.g. Foo? We don't need no stinking/focking Foo! Popularized by the movie "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre" and later "Blazing Saddles". Often said with a guttural Mexican accent.
Helmet? I don't need no stinking helmet!
by slumdog January 10, 2009
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needle dick

An extremely small penis, with extremely small balls underneath it.
Brad Thorson flashed his penis at my pool, forgetting that he had a needle dick.
by TW December 19, 2004
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Need to know

Need to know ; means exactly that. It doesn't defy the rules as stated "I'm a dumb fuck head, and by the way...your not ment/supposed to keep anything classified".
If there is some kind of chemical alarm here, it's need to know.
by The KIR June 18, 2020
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He needs some milk

An expression used to suggest instant relieve to a victim of pepperspray.
Wow, we really thought the girl in that viral video suggested 'he needs some milk' randomly, but it was really us being blissfully unaware of the use of milk to keep your eyesight after being maced. Guess we need some milk.
by Trip Fontaine the Cat June 9, 2020
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my package needs a stimulus

girl i am tired of just 1st base, my package needs a stimulus.
by BPB 562 February 15, 2009
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needle taped to the hip

the sort of penis a prickish asshole might have
Suck your dick?!? I hope you're not talkin bout that needle taped to your hip...
by Innasense February 14, 2005
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