mondayitis

The seemingly contaigous disease that effects people on Mondays. Symptoms include not showing up for work or even calling in, usually triggered by over celebrating Sunday Funday. Home cures include late night breakfastses, sleeping late and half-hearted pledges of sobriety. Usually lasts until Friday Eve.

whenever i celebrate sunday funday, i usually end up with a bad case of mondayitis!

by duffball October 22, 2009

sexy mondana

when something is just overly sexy

while eating mini eggs: " mmmm sexy mondana"

by mancman June 17, 2009

Mondaze

The hazy or dazed feeing you get on a Monday. Usually when having to go to work after a fun or crazy weekend.

That party on Saturday night was fun, but I'm going to be paying for it at work when I have a Mondaze.

by Chrxstie June 20, 2011

montaya

Montaya is one of the best friends you can have loving caring and will never let you down even when ever body else is she is also 1 of my penis bros

I Montaya you

by Blakehortonswag May 14, 2017

Monfay

Monfay is a replacement word. Its meaning depends on the situation.

Definition 1:
shut the monfay up.

Definition 2:
your so monfay.

by monfayisourword July 18, 2010

Mondaycoma

it's monday and you can't and don't want to get up...

mom: honey get up it's Monday!!
you:i can't mom.. i'm in a Mondaycoma!!!!!

by olive. lennnr November 7, 2016

The Mondays

A disease that affects every human being in the world on a Monday. Where you don't want to do anything but you have to whether it be work or school. Symptoms include depression, anxiety, and not wanting to get off your lazy ass.

Guy 1: "Man I don't want to do anything today."
Guy 2: "Looks like you've got a case of The Mondays."

by Assassin5953 September 25, 2017