A euphemism to the female body parts, specifically the vagina. First popularized on The Tonight Show by the fruitcake lady, who would offer bits of humor and advice to people, like a live "Ann Landers" column.
by Joshua C January 6, 2009
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by Vogoins July 25, 2008
Get the Mistress Howard mug.When one starts dating one of the opposite sex, and finds out that her friends are much, much hotter, and suddenly wants to be with the friends.
Dude, me and Rachel totally aren't going to work, her friends are so much hotter and way more slutty than her, and now I'm in the misrelationship and it sucks.
by Tyler Jed August 19, 2008
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Get the misteef mug.When an overweight man or woman deliberately refrains from wiping their ass, and sits on the face of a consenting or non-consenting individual, giving said individual the appearance of having long, shitty mutton-chop sideburns
Guy 1 (Submissive): Make sure you perch right, lest the middle of my face get covered in shit
Guy 2 (Dominant): Don't worry. I've done Mississippi Mutton Chops before
Guy 2 (Dominant): Don't worry. I've done Mississippi Mutton Chops before
by redexplosion March 21, 2009
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I pulled the perfect mislead call on my ex last night. She called me back and now we're getting back together.
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