Minecraft

The best game in the world. Screw WoW, Minecraft is just freaking awesome. It's blocky.

There are four main modes:
Survival, where you gather resources and build a house, go down and mine for stuff, go to the nether, but you have to fight mobs along the way. The unofficial goal is to get to the End and defeat the Ender Dragon.
Hardcore, which is survival except it is set to the hardest difficulty. You cannot change the difficulty, and if you die once the save is deleted.
Creative, where you have unlimited resources and can build whatever you want. You cannot die unless you fall into the void. Mobs will only attack if provoked. You can break any block with one hit, unlike in Survival or Hardcore, in which you have to hold down the mouse button on the block until it breaks.
Adventure, where you cannot break blocks or build. This gamemode is rarely done without a pre-made map, and you have to use cheats to get into the mode. You cannot start out with adventure mode on a singleplayer world.

You can also go on servers made by other Minecrafters, so you don't always have to be alone! On the servers you can play with other players. (duhh) They are normally developed in a private server and then the server IP is publicly released. However, sometimes the server cannot be accessed because of either your or the server's connection.

I'm such a nerd XD

"Get off Minecraft already! It's 11 pm!"
"Just 5 more minutes! I have to dig back to the surface!"

by yrestrydtrfytguhij July 23, 2013

minecraft villager

A person who shows no enthusiasm during sex, even at the climax, similar to the behavior of a villager in the Minecraft video game.

"When she came, it was no movement and a disinterested 'Hmm.'"
"A... Minecraft Villager?"
(thanks, u/mister_beetlejuice)

by Pvt_Inbreastigator September 18, 2020

Minecraft and Chill

When you're playing minecraft with your SO and you ask them to start mining your wood.

Mike and I were minecraft and chilling last night. He was using his diamond axe to mine my wood.

by Ethryn June 15, 2017

gold mine

Vagina, snatch, twat, pussy, the-hatchet-wound-that-never-healed

That girl is sitting on a gold mine. If I was a chick, I would walk around with a mattress strapped to my back... getting gut checked from 9-5 baby.

by RAGGGAN December 1, 2006

Minecraft roleplay

A genre of grown people making effortless videos for children of them “acting” inside a video game.

Dude, did you see Ryguyrocky’s new Minecraft roleplay?

by iderkboi,I’mjusthere October 22, 2018

This Little Light of Mine

This Little Light of Mine is a game that is loved by the homosexual male community. The rules of the game are simple. All you need is a room full of gay men and glow sticks and you're ready to party. First everyone gets naked and erect. Then each person breaks a glow stick and applies the now glowing Phenyl Oxalate fluorescent dye and Hydrogen Peroxide solution on their genitals. After that the lights are turned out and the game doesn't end until each person hides their light in someone else.

Hey silly, you wanna go play This Little Light of Mine?

by Comeonandgetsum April 27, 2010

Minecraft player

Someone who is manly and plays big boy games unlike fortnite

Hey I am more grown up than you, I play Minecraft and will always be a Minecraft player and never a gaynite player

by Big chad Minecraft player August 21, 2020