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A person who goes tails and tails and then goes up and down.For milk from a raisin.
Watch out ,hes gonna do a matthew
Matthew by BoatMo February 18, 2020
Matthew is a fun-loving guy. He is the type of person who seems intimidating at first sight but once you get to know him, he is sweet and sensitive. Matthews tend to have a connection to nature. He loves science and knows almost EVERYTHING about dinosaurs. Matthews have beautiful eyes and are very attractive. If you know a Matthew, don’t loose them. They make great friends and partner!
Guy 1: Who’s that dude over there?
Guy 2: That’s Matthew
Matthew by Mavi22 March 3, 2020
Cute e but will ask ur friend out after u brake up and then ur best friend will date him for 5 months or more and then u will fight with your best friend a lot and then find out a cute guy likes u a lot but u are to scared and shy 👉👈😥 to talk to him and ur name is probably trinity 🌸❤️
Matthew os a dick but Owen likes me what should i do?👉👈😣
A person that’s suicidal, threatening to man kind, Blasion, like to show fake BB guns!!! Overall a Pussy;)!!
Matthew likes to not be able to wheelie.
Matthew by Nina p March 20, 2020
Verb. To anesthetize your genitals.
Dude 1: bro I Matthewed my dick last night!
Dude 2: bro why would you do something like that?!
Dude 1: I bought the condoms with the numbing lube by accident and I couldn’t feel my dick all night!
Matthew by DrDre868 March 27, 2020
Fat-ass who people call handsome but others are just jealous because once you get to know him you realize that he adores food more than you. Hes such a fat loser but obviously he's good at video games because, you know, he's fat. Says really stupid things to get attention and succeeds. Also very dramatic. If you have a Matthew, watch out.
Holy shoot Matthew is so stupid and fat
Matthew by feaonfoieajfoi March 27, 2020