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Matstration

A general Frustration created by a lack of options to attain Material Wealth/Goods in life, gaming or both.

Forms - adj. Matstrated, v. Matstrate
I feel deep matstration over the lack of material resources in my community.
by HemlockGunner March 20, 2022
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masturbation

finely just had masturbation session
by finster May 16, 2022
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masturbationism

The ancient art of masturbating, reached to its peak level.
John: hey Reddie.
Reddie: I have mastered the art of masturbation. that I have reached masturbationism.
john: aight cuh.
by calatation July 13, 2022
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maksturbation

The man who runs twitch.tv/cappyrox, This man has multiple girlfriends and has a wank every 2 minutes. he also is a cappy sun, which is a version of him as a capri sun
Dam I Love To Watch You Do Some Maksturbation
by Rovinsredsweater#5645 December 10, 2022
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manspiration

Inspirational content targeted towards men. Can be found on any social media account that's dedicated to the "sigma grindset", "business mindset", or being an "alpha male", for example. Manspiration is often in the form of quotes, slogans, captioned images, video clips of someone giving a speech or lecture, etc.
"How do i stop my brother from sending me manspirational content on instagram?"
"Jordan Peterson uses manspiration to bring in viewers."
by I Can't Even August 26, 2022
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masturbation escape plan

This is the plan you make when you have limited time to jerk it. Especially applicable when someone living with you may return at any moment, or could walk in on you. Its having the cursor over the x , having something to cover your junk quickly, having another tab to click to etc. How to cover up the fact you were j-ing off quickly if someone were to come in.
Bro my girl was supposed to be gone all day and she came back early and caught me beating my meat. I fucked up not having a masturbation escape plan.
by Mcgwicko August 31, 2022
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menstruation

Short answer: woman peeing blood monthly who have food cravings, stomach aches, and some more. I even have one now while writing this.
fuck my menstruation
by WhyIsSamExistent February 20, 2023
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