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Magic Potion

I'm not under the influence officer, I'm practicing a magic potion.
by Jimmybuffet June 28, 2015
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Magic Box Theory

The idea that certain devices or contraptions are inherently "magic" in some way and mere mortals are incapable of understanding their inner-workings. Some devices subject to "magic box theory" are (but are not limited to) computers, car engines/transmissions, microwaves, televisions, radios, calculators, etc.

Believers of the magic box theory are easily singled out by judging the reaction after giving them a simple request such as "open your hood" or "open the side of your computer".

A commonly held belief among Magic Box Theorists is that these devices have a will of their own with some sort of propensity toward a specific behavior. They can be heard stating that their "computer is acting funny" or that their "car is behaving differently", completely oblivious to the fact that computers and cars do not behave, they are behaved upon.
I told my boss's wife I could fix her computer. She said that's impossible because something is wrong with the "inside parts". Apparently she is a "Magic Box Theorist".

My boss wasn't sure if his car had antifreeze for the winter so I told him to open his hood and check. He freaked out and nearly choked to death on his tea. He, like his wife, subscribes to the "Magic Box Theory"

My friend's dad got a new TV and I set it up. A few days later he calls me and says "I pressed some button on the remote and now the TV isn't acting right". I'm sure that may have something to do with what action was taken on the TV e.g., the remote. Apparently, my friend's dad is a "Magic Box Theorist"
by CPUOverclocker64 December 14, 2009
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Magic Pocket

Hole in white underwear you put your penis through. Mothers who make the mistake about telling their young sons about how to go pee will tell them to use the hole. They realize there mistake when the pre-school teacher tells them about how there son wanted to show them how he uses his magic pocket.
Your son wanted to show me his "magic pocket"
by JrodTwodolla November 28, 2010
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magic stick

The dick that ladies get there HEAD from and choke when they suck dat shit cuz its bigggggg dameeeeeee
Tara- dame zak u got a huge magic sick
Zak- O holla
by Nick May 26, 2004
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Magic Cards

Something similar to Pokemon losers play at practically all schools. What they do is just trade cards and stuff.
Kid 1: Are they playing poker?
Kid 2: No, they are in the Magic Card Club and are playing with magic cards!
by Anonymous March 11, 2004
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Magic Thumb

stripper fingering ass-whipping A daring maneuver performed by only the drunkest (or dumbest) of strip club goers, the magic thumb is when you slip your thumb into a woman's down-stairs mix-up, typically unapproved and almost always uncalled for.
Johnny slipped Muffin the magic thumb at the strip club the other night; those bouncers sure gave him an ass-whipping.
by Homer D July 4, 2008
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