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Mike Townsend

A Blaseball player or otherwise person notorious for being a disappointment, a loser, and overall, a total disgrace. Usually a traitor, often a shameful pitcher, and most definitely a tryhard.

Mike Townsend will throw the ball in the air to catch it and try to look cool, but them *miss* catching the ball on the way down, so he just drops it on the ground and has to bend down and pick it up again like nobody saw him drop it. He will then absolutely proceed to pitch the ball in the same way to the same place every time like an asshole.
"The waterboy looks down on him as he picks up the ball. It's another awful day, another awful day for Mike Townsend."

"Mike Townsend better end up in flames."
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Mike Pence

Slang for “impotent.”
Dude, I was with Melania last night, and I totally MIKE PENCED!
by TwittahBanned4Life January 15, 2021
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mike & megan

Two souls drawn to each other bypassing distance & time. The true definition of passion. Sexual compatibility is an understatement. Destined to journey through life hand in hand through to the hereafter. If love had a face it's reflection would mirror off each other's eyes. From the first kiss til death do they part only to reunite as they first intertwined; two souls drawn to one another bypassing distance and time.
Since December 16th 2014, Mike & Megan have been loves symbiosis.
by BigRev&PolishBarbie121614 March 2, 2016
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Miscarriage Mike

Omg I can’t believe she got rid of miscarriage mike
by Meme lords October 18, 2018
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mike pikey

Pass me that Mike Pikey
by Handsomejack83 March 7, 2018
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mike dale

To go from a mild mannered and fun individual to a human war machine in a few miliseconds.
Dude don't go all Mike Dale on that dude, he ain't worth it.
by hsurfo June 16, 2018
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Mike Vibes

when you got hate on your mind or heart for these dimes, bitches, hoes, manglas, etc. and it’s fuck them
these dimes been doing me wrong since the sandbox so fuck it i’m on my mike vibes.
by playboi mike November 5, 2019
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