A sexual or sexually educational right of passage in which an obese female pulls apart her buttocks and defecates into a male's mouth, which is pressed against the female's anus. The male proceeds to swish the turd in his mouth until it is liquified, if necessary. Subsequently, the female spreads her legs and the male mounts his lips onto the meat curtains of the female and purges the liquified load of shit into her vagina. Finally, the male punches the fat female in the stomach, precisely below the belly button, and the liquified dump squirts out of the female's vagina.
Yitzach: "I am a man! I had my first coalminer's lunch with Daniella yesterday. I shall remember that day for the rest of my life!"
Bartholemeu: "That sounds swell. Did she spread her cheeks and deliver the turd superbly, and did she squirt a lot?"
Yitzach: "Oh, she squirted alright, and the delivery was perfecto."
Bartholemeu: "That sounds swell. Did she spread her cheeks and deliver the turd superbly, and did she squirt a lot?"
Yitzach: "Oh, she squirted alright, and the delivery was perfecto."
by zlater237 November 12, 2009
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by Spanky Whooo Haa February 10, 2003
Get the lunch tray mug.When a female performs the act of sitting (i.e. straddling) on a males mouth, nose, and/or general facial area. Men "teabag" women, usually on the forehead, but not contained only to that area, while women "lunchmeat" their male counterparts. In other words, if you opened a package of sliced lunchmeat and shoved your face into the side, you'd essentially be replicating this act.
DUDE!! Last night after I woke up your sister, teabagging her in her sleep, she totally woke me up this morning laying that lunchmeat on my face!! I ate that pussy like grade A roast beef! U mad bro?
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This is a much more dangerous (albeit improvised) move done by immigrants, in which they finish with a ass rip lip split face shit.
Be cautioned, this terrible attack can often leave you very frightened of The Bag.
This is a much more dangerous (albeit improvised) move done by immigrants, in which they finish with a ass rip lip split face shit.
Be cautioned, this terrible attack can often leave you very frightened of The Bag.
by Zmanl0p4 August 10, 2004
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by BDA12 October 29, 2012
Get the lunchbox mug.An insult referring to someone performing fellatio on another individual, often times used as "suck a dick".
"Oh, you think you're pretty funny? Why don't you go have your cock lunch, and I'll deal with you later."
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