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Loser on a cruiser

when donut operator creates a challenge who can create the best context for when a peaceful protester jumps on a police cruiser
Peaceful protester: yo watch me jump on this police cruiser

Peaceful protester 2: alright bro

(misses the fucking thing entirely)

Donut Operator fans: oh hes a loser on a cruiser
by Helix5537 July 16, 2023
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Loser Lesbian

A loser who also happens to be a lesbian; often is very awkward around women and may make bad relationship decisions; related to useless lesbian
“She’s still convinced that they ‘made out platonically’ and the bouquet of ‘friendship roses’ meant nothing”

“I literally saw them trip and fall face first in front of their crush today”

“Loser Lesbian Syndrome strikes again”
by izaruru September 17, 2023
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Group Loser

Someone who is a fun individually, but when you're hanging out in a group with them they are a really really boring buzz kill. They don't participate in anything fun and they act like a lame-ass fool.
Did you see how Zach was acting last night!?
Yeah he was being such a group loser!
by mhmyeahright July 29, 2011
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Sore Loser

One who hates to take L's
Man, josh is such a sore loser.
by thuglife_187 January 9, 2017
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Kah-loser

Losing really bad in Kahoot! that you come in last place. A Kah-loser is basically the worst Kahoot! player in the game.
Jaque: "Yo man did you see Solomon? He's a total Kah-loser!"
Joel: :"Yeah, he was a total Kah-loser."
by TotallyNotGettingDemonetized November 12, 2018
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Fucktard Loser

Fucktard Loser is a narcissistic cyberwhore in constant need of adoration, likability and sex. He’s the funniest most charismatic guy at a party or bar.

A Fucktard Loser believes he is “king of the world”, that the world owes him, and fascinated solely with himself and his dick, like a Trump, ie. The Cheeto. Hobbies include himself, other people’s money, mooching, sex, porn, strip clubs, competition level alcohol consumption, watching sports or cooking shows, and trying to convince his Girl into doing a threesome. Often not employed, he’s an epic con artist with good looks, hypnotic charm, epically honed manipulative tactics, and is competition level 10 skilled liar.

Fucktard Loser is usually supported by their Girl. They do jack shit around the house. Have no qualms about jacking off in bed participating in a Skype cybersext with a nude troll he snatched off Plenty of Fucks. While his girl is sleeping right next to him then wakes up and catches him.

A Fucktard Loser is a manwhore addicted to cyberporn, sexting and prone to hookups with Plenty of Fucks skanks, such as a five minute blowjob in the parking lot where the cyberskank works, during her lunch break. He believes in “honesty”, tells his girlfriend, and says it’s all okay because he was honest. Guilt has no meaning for Fucktard Loser.

Fucktard Loser guy will have no job no phone no money and often also is a Lovesick Alcoholic.
1. “You won’t believe this. The Fucktard Loser took my keys and debit card out of my purse while I was asleep. He said he couldn’t sleep and went out for a beer. He brought home some skank to do a threesome. I was so pissed, I told her to leave but she couldn’t. He was too drunk to drive and lost my keys somewhere in the car or the house. I made her sleep on the couch downstairs and caught him stark naked fucking her. TWICE!”

2. “Jesus Christ what a Fucktard Loser. You’ve gotta get him out.”
by wordexperienced January 16, 2019
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sore loser

someone who can't take a loss in stride.
Payton is a sore loser when it comes to 8ball.
by Thebootygangcaptain February 20, 2019
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