Smurf lipped

Smurf lipped when u leave a girl sexually frustrated her labia is engorged with blood

Fucking boss calling me to work couldmt finish the Mrs off so I have blue balls and she's Smurf lipped

by Javis1978 April 5, 2019

Shmut Lip

When you wipe your gooch with your finger then you immediately swipe your friends upper lip.

“Did you hear that I gave Johnny the old Shmut Lip?” “Yeah he said his upper lip smelled like spoiled cabbage for a week straight”

by paulyfr3sh March 12, 2021

rectum lips

A person who has lips that look like a butthole or like to touch the butthole

Wow she has some real weird lips they look like a rectum!

Wow did you hear syd likes kissing buttholes while giving blowjobs, those are some rectum lips if you ask me

dont kiss her i heard she has rectum lips!

by c0c0boo October 23, 2013

Lip biting

Shows how much you like men

When lip biting it shows how much you like making out with your homies

by Lip bitting is gay May 5, 2022

Lip Balm

The most amazing sensation on your crusty lips.

- your local lip balm

person 1: ay yo, you got any lip balm

person 2: yeah, for your crusty ass lips

by Crusty ass lips December 17, 2019

Grape lips

Grape lips

“Shit it grape lips”
“What does that mean?”
“I don’t know”

by treetree November 20, 2020

Granny lip-it

When your girl has braces but you don't want your peter getting diced up. She uses her lips to cover both teeth and braces.

On a cold winter night, Beth and I were feeling really horny. However Beth is still a virgin but gives 10 out of 10 slop top. Last time Beth gave me A1 slop top, my foreskin got caught in her braces causing me major pain and I bled. I had to punch her in the forehead to be set free. I told Beth to granny lip-it this time.

by Marcamango September 29, 2020