Machine Gun Kelly

A rapper who I call Retard

Machine Gun Kelly is stupid

by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019

DIRTY KELLY

When a girl knows she sweats more during sex than her man and does not care. When the act is done she continues to remain on top of her man and smother him with her sweat until she naturally dries off.

I got a Dirty Kelly last night.

by Sportin Wood August 3, 2008

Machine Gun Kelly

A faggot who tried to go at Eminem but got his ass handed to him

Machine Gun Kelly is a fag

by It's MA'AM January 15, 2019

dylan kelly

dylan kelly is a Jesus lovin' actor, musician, and film production enthusiast; who has made appearances on several mtv dating shows, and appeared on KTLA channel 5 morning news in Los Angeles.

girl 1:"did you see dylan kelly on mtv?"

girl 2:"yes, i'm going to kiss him one day..."

by staydivine July 28, 2009

Machine Gun Kelly

An ugly idiot who makes the worst some of the worst music ever.
Still not worse than Cardio B

Person 1: Dude, Have you heard of Machine Gun Kelly?
Person 2: Yeah, He makes pretty bad music. I prefer Eminem.

by Entity404 October 7, 2020

Machine Gun Kelly

A pedophile

Some bitch:Omg is that Machine Gun Kelly???

Me: HIDE YALL KIDS!!!!!!!

by dietc0ke0091 February 21, 2022

Machine Gun Kelly

Thinks he's better than Eminem Already has white hair. Won't do shit offline. Really short.

"Machine Gun Kelly really sucks."
"I know he can't even rap a present."

by sfgheudnelb November 18, 2019