“Junior” is a tall man that doesn’t give a fuck about you. Junior will run the ball to anyone, Junior is also capable of being a drink dawg and will drink you and your dad under the table.
Junior is da fknman
by Sidestephokaurnana November 22, 2021
Get the Juniormug. Junior Hernandez is a person who is most hansom and loving person in the world Junior would be lucky to date another Mexican Hernandez is a king of all Mexicans and will someday rule all and is known to be the biggest pyro in the universe and Junior Hernandez will do anything to have a girl who he would be fighting for back if they broke up or sum Rong going on Junior Hernandez Is known to date sertain Mexicans like gonzalists or Valenzuela
Hey junior come over here to come get me me to fight for everything a I have like to fight fire or fight for love to get a girl back. Come over here and do a Junior Hernandez
by The most sweetest person alive February 16, 2020
Get the junior hernandezmug. by CHILLBOIIIIII March 29, 2017
Get the skeet juniormug. (SHSJ)- Typically a male with medium to long hair and a thin , patchy mustache. Goons to hentai and insta reels. LIVES on his computer. Will message first but begins growing distant after you message back.
He WILL ask why you like why you do, when you ask him to clarify he send back “why you like, why you do”. NEVER attempt to make a joke outside his “humor”.
His “humor” includes:
young children/infants get injured in various ways.
Women sitting on cake
Sexual jokes-especially to people younger than him
He spends his days scrolling Instagram, finding young women to DM. If said women continue to DM him outside his designated Instagram IM time.
Be warned, if you try to open up to him about on going harassment from men of whom are significantly older, he WILL tell you-
“You’re not being harassed, you’re just uncomfortable.”
HE IS DANGEROUS. DO NOT ENGAGE.
Theodore, come home the kids miss you.
He WILL ask why you like why you do, when you ask him to clarify he send back “why you like, why you do”. NEVER attempt to make a joke outside his “humor”.
His “humor” includes:
young children/infants get injured in various ways.
Women sitting on cake
Sexual jokes-especially to people younger than him
He spends his days scrolling Instagram, finding young women to DM. If said women continue to DM him outside his designated Instagram IM time.
Be warned, if you try to open up to him about on going harassment from men of whom are significantly older, he WILL tell you-
“You’re not being harassed, you’re just uncomfortable.”
HE IS DANGEROUS. DO NOT ENGAGE.
Theodore, come home the kids miss you.
There are currently ELEVEN Stretch Harmstrong Junior’s in the world. ZERO of which use shampoo :(. OnlY FOURTEEN can co-exist at a time. Abraham LINCOLN was a SHSJ, especially when he visited HAGERSTOWN.
by Str8OuttaChiraq June 29, 2025
Get the Stretch Harmstrong Juniormug. A person who jerks off to sommer ray about 11 times a week and also has a small penis. He also has dry ass lips
by yuungsaucee January 15, 2019
Get the Juniormug. by JDMF June 21, 2024
Get the Elmore junior highmug.