Jock Polmer

A little British boy with a British accent who drinks very British tea while eating British biscuits like a British man.

Why is he eating like that?

Like what? Like a Jock Polmer?

by Not a JackousTheGreat 2.0 January 24, 2019

Nun in a jock strap

Used when describing how one can feel in an unneccesary awkward situation.

Stina: How weird was it when they scolded me for having my period.
Lina: Yeah... that made me feel like a nun in a jock strap!

by anitsanil November 28, 2017

Jock ass

When a man has a big butt due to being highly athletic.

"Jock ass? Is that like jock-itch or something?"

"No bro, it just means you're caked up from all those squats and lunges we do during football practice."

by ColorlessAngelz October 30, 2023

jocke

Jocke is a very tal Guy hwo dont like fucking or girls, the only thing Jocke cares aboute is his games, Jocke Almost Always has a dog, becouse Jocke likes dogs, A Jocke usally plays hockey, and Jocke likes cars and bikes, jocke is the one guy hwo havent lost his verginity yet

Did you call Jocke, yeah but he dident want t come out he just want to be home and playing games

by Abri vad vill du December 12, 2016

jocke

When you are sjukt dräggig.

Oj, here we have en jocke.

by Aroronon September 6, 2017

Giant Jocks

A fat person, as in requires large underwear. Can also just be stated as "jocks". Only refers to being fat.

Q.What was that chick like who you met on the internet?
A. Dude... Giant Jocks!
A. She was jocks!

by Fordgazm September 10, 2009

Rotten Jocks

Rotten Jocks are underwear that has gone through thick and thin, and has a considerable amount of multicolored stains on it.

Aiden: Yo look at these ventilation holes in my undies!
Lucas: Those are rotten jocks😅

by DUNC3 March 1, 2025