jacksonville beach

a place with so much drama you cant even imagine
if you're not used to being made fun of you will get rippped apart if you ever try living there or going to a school
if someone says a rumor about you almost everyone willl believe it and it will spred extremely quickly
none of the kids there have lives all they do is fight and do drugs
you can't trust anyone and no one has friends because everyone is a backstabbing slutt

kid 1- hey have u heard of jacksonville beach beach?
kid 2- oh, yeah that town with all the backstabbing bitchess and kids who are mean for no reason?
kid 1- yes exactly
kid 2- if i ever went there i would commit suicide

by hufjd August 21, 2008

JACKSONVILLE

a mystical land in northern florida that has bred many bands and reality show contestants. once that city with the beautifull beaches and river. now we have 20 feet of beach and about...a million condos. were an okay town. i mean we have alot of concerts come so... yeah were a pretty nice town.

(ME)you know JACKSONVILLE the home of wes borland, dirty, limp bizkit, red jumpsuit apparatus, lynrd skynryd, yellow card, 38 special, and ME. (YOU) oh condo land. (ME)i wasnt always like that!!!

by oxblacklambxo July 10, 2006

Solid Jackson

Adjective- something being cool, rad, off the chain, or generally lacking flaws.

I got this phat quo of straight nugs. shit was solid jackson.

She gave me head and it was solid jackson

by Peter Mrrrrrr May 13, 2006

Jackson

An ass

If you’re a Jackson, you’re an ass

by Gegnogel June 2, 2020

jackslap

v. - a severe and often extremely painful beating. Thus usually used only for intimidation purposes

ie.. "if you don't stop that shit I'm gonna jackslap you like a monkey"

by Zman July 18, 2004

Jackson Memorial High School

The best school in Jackson, New Jersey, despite how poor and disheveled it is. Millions of dollars were wasted on building a new school across town, when that money could have been used to renovate the present school, but we're alright with that. The nurse gives you crackers and Perino can smell a cell phone from a mile away, but it's chill. We're the best at every sport and we have the best school colors; red and black. Come on. Gray and red can't compare. It's dirty, it's old, it's got over a thousand different kids in it, but we like it that way.

JLHS Student: Guys, we just got a pool! A POOL! And we have smartboards and wireless internet, and clean hallways, and laptops, and--
JMHS Student: That's no excuse. Liberty is still shit compared to Jackson Memorial High School.
JLHS Student: But we're good at sports!
JMHS Student: ... Kill yourself.

by jmhs 2010 <3 March 30, 2009

jackson pollock

1. n. An influential American abstract expressionist painter (January 28, 1912 – August 11, 1956)

2. v. A sexual act in which a male ejaculates onto his partner. Unlike pearl necklaces, jackson pollocks aren't restricted to specific areas of the body. see bukkake.

3. v. An offensive act meant to degrade the receiving party. Literally referring to ejaculation. Most commonly used to burn someone's game.

4. n. Jackson Pollock(s) - Cockney, or Modern Rhyming Slang for bollocks. (used predominantly in the U.K.)

1.
A: "You tryna chill today b?"
B: "Nah, I got this paper to write on Jackson Pollock."

2.
- "Last night I Jackson Pollocked all over my girl, and it was soooooo gooood."
- Jim was about just to cum when Jane asked if he would Jackson Pollock on her titties.

3.
A: "Do you like my new hair cut (/fresh tattoo/ masterpiece painting/bougie designer wear) ?"
B: "I could Jackson Pollock all over that shit it would look better."

4.
-"He needs a good kick in the Jacksons"
-"Bleedin' Jackson Pollocks... That's jacked up, mate."





See also, "Who the *$&% Is Jackson Pollock?" by Harry Moses 2006

by Twat_did_u_say March 10, 2009