Jizz metal

An all-encompassing term for any boundary-crossing orgasmically good song or band. Used instead of the annoying practice of genre hairsplitting.

Bob- Cynic is fucking sick. What kind of band are they?
Jim- Jizz metal, don't worry about it.

by bb+af May 2, 2011

Jizz Mule

1. A woman forced to carry your baby.

2. A person who unknowningly carries jizz across international borders.

3. A mule that is used for pornagrafic acts in beastiality films.

4. A girl which is cummed on, in the face, by a small group of men. (see Jizzdonkey)

1. Hey Mike your wife's had another mis-carriage why don't you get yourself a Jizz Mule.

2.Tommy I need some help loading up the jizz mule.

3.The Jizz Mule has been fucking all day I think he needs a break now.

4. This bitch was a real Jizz Mule, me and the lads all spunked in her face.

by boss_and_chief May 14, 2011

jizzapped

A new form of contraception being investigated by researchers. The doctor administers a dose of ultrasound to the testicles, which can stop the production of sperm.

‎"Do you have a condom?"

"No, but I jizzapped my balls earlier.."

by Digital Venus March 6, 2012

Jizzalenous

When you add jizz to any culinary meal as a flavoring and/or sustenance.

Throw some jizzalenous in that bitch, make a bbq sandwich.

by ManGoo November 5, 2012

Jizz pool

A small ammount of semen that forms a pool in ones navel. Common practice amongst navel fethishists. One can be made easily by masturbating while laying down.

Dude, this chick I was banging last night had a super sexy belly button. So when I pulled out, I gave her a jizz pool.

by £low January 10, 2014

jizz goblin

Small annoying children that ruin your plans

I wanted to watch sunday football but I had to go to a birthday party for a jizz goblin.

by brookie_lyn04 October 18, 2014

jizz shart

A "jizz shart" is the after math of letting your partner finish inside you during anal. After anal sex, you will literally shart out the jizz.

Example: "Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."

"Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."

"I hate how after anal, you jizz shart."

by dirtydan87 October 20, 2014