by Reasl slim shadys poop May 02, 2022
1. A joint that is rolled in California and is significantly larger than an average sized joint. A properly rolled Cali Jay will make many non-Californians too high to function.
Benny: "Dude, that Cali Jay got us so stoned last night!"
Keith: "Seriously man. I'm pretty sure that your cousin from Michigan is still high this morning."
Benny: "I'm pretty sure you are right. I saw him trying to eat a frozen pizza like five minutes ago."
Keith: "Seriously man. I'm pretty sure that your cousin from Michigan is still high this morning."
Benny: "I'm pretty sure you are right. I saw him trying to eat a frozen pizza like five minutes ago."
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The strain reviews of marijuana on dispensary websites that read like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.
Example: "There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." –Jesse Grove, Dope Directory
Example: "There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." –Jesse Grove, Dope Directory
The Jay-Peterman on this bud says it is like sitting on top of a toadstool in a garden of dreams, catching raindrops of relaxation on your tongue instead of flies.
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