Jade

To tire out, lose its streak or become bored/boring.

Anna jaded the wild horse.

by 💮𝔸𝕟𝕟𝕒💮 March 23, 2022

Jaded

Some random Genderfluid moron who is overly sappy about like one thing and dead inside about everything else

Damn jaded is really obsessing over that scooter

by “Cheese” -James may 2020 November 21, 2021

Jade

Jade is the type of girl you fall in love with at first sight and even wait years to make sure everything is perfect. She’ll steal your heart and cherish it. This is a person everyone would dream about dating and stare at in the halls of school. She’s just filled with joy and positivity that keeps you going. She sings for you and sleeps on call with you and, Attempts, to play oboe. Jade is such an amazing person, especially if her birthday is 5/28. She is short. But that’s okay because she’s literally perfect. This ones a keeper right there! Get yourself an Jade and have wonderful late night calls all the time! Don’t be a goof and keep her happy, because you’ll never find another person quite like Jade.

N: Hey didn’t you say you found someone named Jade?

C: Yea, she’s really amazing! Can’t believe how lucky I am. It’s still hard to imagine.

N: Why is she so short bro?

C: Why are you so damn fine bro?

N: Oh.

by Grogg76 March 8, 2022

Jade

Gorgeous human being

Guy 1: “Woah look! Jade as hell!”
Guy 2: “Totally!”
Girl 1: “What’s Jade?”

Girl 2: “It’s someone beautiful. Like that hot girl over there.”

by Xbzbxnjx June 11, 2021

Jade

the missing piece to your puzzle. The comforting reminder that not everyone in this generation sucks. She will love you unconditionally and she will love you even on days you don’t love your self. An astonishing result of gods handy work. If you know her you’re lucky. She is a prime example that . The baddest bitches have been dealt a shitty hand but continues to play her cards like a fuckin boss. Girls wanna be her and guys wanna wife her 🫶🏼💕

Bro I really wish I could lock down a jade but my bank account on E so i gotta settle for tawny 😒

by Chass999 March 5, 2023

jadelys

A bitch but a great friend

Jadelys Is such a bitch but a great friend

by ICANTDOTHIS March 25, 2020

Jaded

Being ganked by 4 or more enemies in a single lane, most commonly while pushing lane, or having most objective damage in deadlock

Why am I getting Jaded? There's like 4 guys on me

by Wabssnr September 26, 2024