jade

A very weird person, brown hair, rainbow poop, pink ears, lots of ear wax, blue fingers, yellow nails, very chewed up. Also loves everything death, very emo. Also hates the “jade” jewel, hates the name. LOVVVES cardi b, love bloody shoes #cardi_is_qween.

Almost every hot topic worker is a Jade.

Or
That weirdo in the corner is such a Jade.

by #YAASSSSS_QWEEEN June 19, 2018