dick jaded

When a broad got dicked tooooo much. She get tired and bored quick.

She was lame yo. Prolly DICK JADED from all those dudes she be fuckin.

by TTKKJV December 7, 2016

jaded reality

A reality that is made up based on ones own opinions, usually confused with what is real.

Steve had such a jaded reality he thought that telling his girlfriend to lose weight was a motivational tool. Instead, she left him for verbal abuse.

by Sarah steves ex January 18, 2016

Jade Tiger

The Jade Tiger is where you convince a feminist to let you fuck her in the ass. Then when you pull your dick out of her, you wipe brown stripes on her skin, then at the moment of climax you blow your load and your nose simultaneously on her face giving her a silken, jade appearance. Then listen to her roar.

Employer: "What are your list of achievement win the last 12 months"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"

by EndGynocentrism September 2, 2017

Angelica Jade Kreamer

The name Angel says everything. She will make you smile whenever u see her and makes your day whenever you are sad. She is so extremely sweet and helps people when they are in need especially when they are going through really tough times.

So what if she doesn't think she's perfect? She is, she just doesn't realize it.Angel has her flaws. She went through a lot and it’s sometimes hard to break her walls. Although Angel has been through a lot she is a miracle sent from god who will without fail make you smile.

Angelica Jade Kreamer is the sweetes bean you'll ever meet :))))

by _Gravioli_ October 18, 2018

Jade Farr

A young fetus who become partly famous via Musical.ly . You can watch her Asmr videos on @ Life With Mak :)

Woah Jade Farr is my icon !!

by SisterSushi January 6, 2019

Jade allen

A dirty hoe whom will daye any boy or girl but is very sweet and very corny

You are a jade allen

by Jade allen January 7, 2019

jade

A very weird person, brown hair, rainbow poop, pink ears, lots of ear wax, blue fingers, yellow nails, very chewed up. Also loves everything death, very emo. Also hates the “jade” jewel, hates the name. LOVVVES cardi b, love bloody shoes #cardi_is_qween.

Almost every hot topic worker is a Jade.

Or
That weirdo in the corner is such a Jade.

by #YAASSSSS_QWEEEN June 18, 2018