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Juniortrooper69

tik toker who posts questionable and criminally suspect content. Known as “J bravo” or just junior but also enjoys causing chaos and provoking the internet.

juniortrooper69 is often underestimated which makes his inevitable ascension even scarier
Juniortrooper69 is an infamous tik toker

Junior is the cringiest social media personality this ever was, without a doubt he’s a beautiful young man with potential but there’s a line between potential and reality, and juniortrooper69 is one evil motherfucker..

Beware the hair!
by Wankers rage January 3, 2022
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Juniorize

what junior grimes enjoys doing (among many other vices) meaning putting a junioristic twist on whatever he sets his own eyes on.

To juniorize is to convert an item/place/person/etc so that it praises junior or holds him/her in the highest regard imaginable.

To JUNIORIZE something is to make its qualities resemble or at the very least give adoration to junior grimes (the son)

In simple terms, what it means to juniorize something/someone is to make it possess qualities/attributes greatly resembling or worshiping J himself.

Many things can be juniorized, for NOTHING is above being JUNIORIZED.
Sammy wants to juniorize a song so she alters the lyrics to sing about junior grimes instead. That’s an example of what juniorize is

The president must juniorize himself so he alters his appearance to resemble junior, everybody wants to juniorize themselves it’s no secret why.

Females want to get juniorized (juniorize) but to do so they must let junior be inside them or possess their very essence.

Many items/places can be able to juniorize themselves but there’s many ways to achieve juniorization.

If a movie needs a juniorize then fret not, simply replace the protagonist with junior grimes and the plot revolving around Junior’s goals and or ambitionz.

The mayor: I AM GOING TO JUNIORIZE THE ENTIRE WESTERN HEMISPHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Dontaskaboutmyfish November 2, 2022
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Junioritis

Distinguished from the more famous Senioritis in this way:

- Junioritis gets work done
- Senioritis does not get work done

Often, people will define Junioritis as Senioritis, but just in Junior year. This is a false definition because, really, they are two very different things.

A symptom of Junioritis is discovering your optimal bullshit level. Throughout your freshman and sophomore years, you have experimented by trial and error how much bullshit you can actually get by. Now that you are a Junior, the bullshit level is just right, like Goldilocks finding Baby Bear's soup. On the other hand, Senioritis rejects the idea of tactical bullshitting and forgoes expending effort as a whole.

Another possibly related symptom of Junioritis is finding out how much you can get done in a short amount of time. If we were to compare a productivity/time graph of a freshman, a sophomore, and a junior, we will notice that as

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student -> senior

productivity begins to concentrate closer and closer towards the due date. In essence, the Junior knows how to be a productivity machine, but only after procrastination (prerequisite).

At student=senior, productivity does not exist.
100 math questions assigned Tuesday, due next Monday.

Freshman: Steady pace of 20 math questions per day.
Sophomore: Done on weekend, mostly Sunday.
Junior: Done on Sunday night/Monday morning. (Infected with Junioritis)
Senior: Meh. (Infected with Senioritis)
by raiseyourweapon March 5, 2013
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junkorexic

someone who's anorexic but eats mostly junk food / takes up their cals per day with junk food

you can still have a low cal intake as a junkorexic, ex:

Bag of chips (130 calories)
Chocolate bar (200 calories)
Low-cal ice cream (300 calories)
Total: 630 calories

junkorexics focus on quality over quantity
"you can't lose weight if you're junkorexic, the fatty oils and sugars are still there"

"but i thought any type of deficit counts?"
by vodka girl May 17, 2022
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junicorn

Ultra rare breed of A Jesus loving woman who glows with His light from within, lovingly holds her friends to God's holy standard of accountability while also doing all to maintain that standard herself, wears a purity ring and feels naked without her Bible.
The junicorns waited patiently on the Lord.
by Christian woman February 19, 2018
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junioritis

A condition that strikes high school juniors. Symptoms include frequent headaches, frequent complaints of stress, random hyperventilation, violent mood swings, and a disinterest in schoolwork. Mainly caused by an overdose of AP classes, a very heavy workload, college visits, extracurricular activies, and school sports. In 99.8% of all cases of junioritis, senioritis will result. There is no known cure. Treatments include snow days or any prolonged vacation period.
Why isn't Alex coming to the movies with us?
He's stricken with junioritis. He has a five page world history essay due tomorrow.
by clfson December 18, 2005
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Junioritis

Junioritis is when a student in their third year of high school suffers the effects of work overload, (Can become more severe when an individual mixes AP and Honors classes with a part-time job), and a lack of recreational time with acquaintances and friends. Usually results in only looking forward to sleeping, if only for 4-5 hours per night due to studies, frequent mental meltdowns, and crankiness towards all individuals in the students life. Symptoms usually begin around October, and continue until Mid-Late June when the shock of the realization that Junior year is finally over subsides.
"I have to write my 10-page research paper, but I am super-suffering from Junioritis and feel like my brain has become mental soup and will leak out of my ears"

After many medical tests, the doctor diagnosed the 17 year old boy, who's brain was no longer able to function due to excessive use, with Junioritis.

After explaining her plight of having too many end of the year projects to her AP history teacher, the teacher showed no sympathy to the student suffering from Junioritis and said "Well, I hear Senior year is fun."
by exhausted_junior May 30, 2009
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