self phone

A phone I use to call myself. Play on word sound cell phone. (See cellph phone.)

That's my self phone. I use it to call myself.

by Phil Kelley February 16, 2005

Self-Segregate

When someone thinks everyone dislikes them because of their: Race, Gender, Age, Religion, or where they're from, when they really don't hate them for that. And then only hangs out with people of the same Race, Gender, Age, Etc.

Franklin: Bobby only hangs out with other Latinos
Dante: Yeah he just likes to Self-Segregate himself
Franklin: That's fucked up!

by Madness cutter February 11, 2019

self-potato

When pleasuring thyself during the stance of the fetal position.

My girlfriend is so flexible, I walk in on her giving a self-potato, and I didn't mind.

by Jonny Boi War January 08, 2010

self-gloss

Fabricate and promote a nick name for yourself within a group when you haven't done enough to earn it.

Carson: Man, the unbelievable crap I put out my plebe year plus the picture of that catfish bitch Tebowing last year...I hereby declare myself king of the new generation BTeam emailers!

Keiser: No so fast, tool.

Danno: You kinda make me uncomfortable. Just not kool.

Wigg: Don't self-gloss, fool. WTF?

Swany: Shut up, Big Baby.

by BTeam January 27, 2013

Self-Invitee

The person at the party who heard, either through facebook (eg. events, reading wall-to-wall comments) or 'a friend' that the party was happening and decided that they should invite themselves even when they have no good business being there; ruining the night for everyone.

"err who invited that guy?"
"Oh, i guess he's a self-invitee"
"Wow what a douche"
Pete Sarich.

by UKnowWho@ur face February 13, 2009

self defecation

Self defecation is the act of being able to make fun and/or light of yourself in an effort toward 'humanizing' yourself. Actually that is the definition of 'self deprecation' however self defecation is self deprecation BUT to the 'Nth' degree. To further explain, the antonym of being self deprecative would be 'pompous' while the antonym of being self defecative would be that of a 'complete pompous ass'.

He was trying too hard to fit in by using some self defecation humour and ended up making himself not only the butt of his own jokes, but everyone else's as well. What a complete ass, he sure went overboard.

by ORD ELLIS September 05, 2007

self-cupcake

The art of cupcaking oneself. When emitting a particularly pungent fart, one must cup one's hand around said flatulance, then release the aroma into the face. Doing it to someone else would simply be a cupcake, doing it to yourself would be a self-cupcake. This way you can unleash the true smell upon yourself.

Shit, I had eggs last night! I'll self-cupcake to see if I can smell them!

by Patricia the big gay November 12, 2006