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Beard Chin

Guys who define their 'missing' chins by shaving their beards in such a fashion that it creates a jawline when really their fat gobbler connects their head to their chest as one enormous, blubber-like piece.
Wouldn't even know Fat Frank has a chin anymore if not for his beard chin. It's shaved right above his massive gobbler.
by munyshot December 2, 2013
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beard sandwich

The act of placing an individuals face in between two others who have luscious, beautiful and well kept beards.
Nick: "Hey Steve & Gary - I'm having a bit of a rough day. Would you guys mind giving me a beard sandwich?"
by elwood123 March 24, 2016
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Beard Cream

Specifically designed to make you look like you have an authentic beard. Beard cream is a product designed for youth's so they can buy various drugs and commit crime. Originally founded by Doddy, and since has become a Major selling product throughout Norway.. not that anyone cares.
Oh Jordan you're loving my Beard Cream
by DoddyT3h3h3h3h3 January 13, 2011
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Bearded Forgie

That skirt was so short I could see her Bearded Forgie.
by TheRecorder August 4, 2009
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Bearded Dragon

When a red headed woman forgets to shave her vagina for a few days and a man rubs his face on the now grown in stubble of a beard.
Yo man, I tamed Sherry's bearded dragon last night and now my face burns.
by Dragon Slayer 69 June 30, 2008
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brown beard

As a man goes down on a woman she farts on his chin and gives him bad breath for the rest of the day. She then kicks him out and tells all of his friends that he has a small penis.
The foo got brown bearded. So none of her girlfriends would call him.
by F Man December 17, 2008
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bearded nail

a johnson, a rod, a spike, a pork sword... it's a man's ding-dong, baby
Girl, his bearded nail made me shake like jelly on a plate
by The Bearded Nail March 22, 2004
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