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Low Investment Person

Person of deceiving character that, in order to accomplish his/her goals, they befriend other people that are essential to their scope with whom they build one sided relationships.

The way a low investment person works is by keeping the other person in the relationship "hooked" by giving them bits and pieces of attention and value from time to time that leaves them wanting more.

These people are to be found on social media, business environments, friendships and in romantic relationships.
- Did you see that Michael didn't help Alex promote his new book?
- Yes, it's crazy because Alex helped Michael a lot in promoting his book when he released it.
- Ugh, he is such a low investment person!
by JulianaJax December 4, 2020
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Fidelity Investments

A company that helps the rich get richer and overwhelmingly promotes tall white men and stereotypically attractive white women while passing over many minority candidates equally or better qualified
Fidelity Investments managed thousands of IRAs for rich white fucks
by D Flawless November 11, 2021
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arson investigator

my username, but also, someone who gets a call from a fireman/firewoman that the fire is deemed arson, and then the arson investigator will see what device was used i.e molotov cocktail, gas can, lighter. and they will try to catch the suspect.
the arson investigator is investigating the Montreal fire
by arson_investigator October 16, 2021
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Self investment weekend

Any weekend that you spend doing things that are good for you to do regularly and are a risk of being missed when life gets busy. Self investment weekends can include, but is not limited to, the following activities:

- resting e.g sleep

- unwinding e.g lying in the sun

- learning e.g reading

- exercising e.g cycling

- replinishing e.g eating

- conserving e.g saving money

- organising e.g tidying room
This year has been wild so I decided to have a self investment weekend
by Limbsay May 27, 2022
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Serious Investor

ʰoₒᵐₐn det zwwₑᵉₑᵉpᵉss ᶠfeˡoorrz ᵃn lₑᵒoᵥeᵢₛₛ fᶠₒoⁿdᶦuᵉmᶦnₜeₐlz
Did you see all those "Serious Investors" at the Luna conference?
by JWOKIN June 3, 2022
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Inch Investigator

A person, typically a woman, who will reject a guy who is shorter than 5’11” due to their unreasonable height requirement in a potential partner.
The inch investigator ghosted me because I didn’t wear my shoe inserts.
by K0z254 August 25, 2022
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Happy Investing Ratio

Happy Investing Ratio tranlate from thai word "klai kriad ratio " which mean worry free at all

It's common way to beat the stock market by draw out youe own original money that invest in the market
Happy investing ratio is ,when you buy any definite stock 1000 shares @1 dollar per share , when stock price soars to 2 dollar per share , sold 500 shares and draw out your own money(1000 dollar). Now fhe remain 500 shares in your portfolio is free from any risks forever!!!!!!!
by klaikriad September 18, 2022
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