Purple Helmet Heaven

A woman's vagina. Heaven for a penis.

After dinner and a movie, i took her home and visited Purple Helmet Heaven.

by Lachlan Days October 19, 2006

Saggy Helmet

A drink, or a cocktail. It consist's of Smirnoff Ice and A large glass of rose wine . Traditionally served in a pint glass over ice.
It has been known to add a double shot of house double vodka to this.

I'll have a Saggy Helmet please bar keep. How much!

by drunked March 17, 2009

Poop Helmet

pooping directly on your hair

someone with a poop helmet, example tub girl

by Eric From Ohio May 16, 2010

Self-Helper

A person who fills all of their shelves with sunny self-help books and drops Buddha statues in random locations around the house. Notorious for forwarding emails profusely and also donating to as many charities as possible. Also decorates house with obscure quotes on plaques. Cooks bad food.

Self-Helpers buy ornaments when they don't even know what they are or mean.

by Flitch August 19, 2012

hamburger helper

The act of vomiting up a recently eaten hamburger onto your own penis as lube

Clay Aiken uses hamburger helper to butt-ram other men.

by mgooch July 7, 2011

helmet bump

When a female does cocaine off the head of a guys penisl

Erica was fiending for coke last night so she did a helmet bump off Tony's dick.

by Nasim January 9, 2005

roman war helmet

when u put ur balls on someones forehead and run ur dick down the bridge of their nose and they wear u like a helmet

your mom gave me a roman war helmet last night

by chummy(your moms lover) April 15, 2003