gooching

A lewd sexual act associated with "alternative" methods of payment by customers, to expensive hairdressers - normally both male.

This is a non-specific term that covers a whole range of sexual acts - provided they fall within the context of the above transaction.

In relation to a balding friend receiving expensive hair replacement therapy -

"He's "gooching" his way to a full head of hair."

by Mark Jones December 1, 2004

gooch broth

The act of dunking ones ball sack into scalding hot water to give a soup a desired taste

Jimmy forgot to buy chicken broth from the store, so instead of panic, he dipped his balls into the water creating gooch broth.

by GolfSon October 20, 2009

Gooch

The space between a male's nad hammock and the dark star aka the man cave.
The area is sensitive as it is a seam created when doctors sew the two halves of men together just after birth.
There are no inhabitants of the gooch - only the underclass citizens of the genitalia region.

After killing both of the hookers and stealing the money Paul Revere got himself a massage for his gooch at a five-star vietnamese massage palace in SoHo.

by ChazFay3 November 29, 2010

gooch

the area of your body between your ball sack and your ass whole.
can also be used as a nickname instead of jack

i scratched my gooch in class yesterday

i was chilling with gooch at a pizza store, and he ordered the whole right side of the menu

by jack winkler October 26, 2013

gooch

the area in between your balls and your ass, very sensitive, good place to rub while playing the trombone

she rubbed my gooch, and i had an orgi, then i fucked her

by screwster May 13, 2005

gooch

A guy,s area between ball sac and anus equalls gooch. Women,s area betweem pussy,and anus equalls cooch.

Man, I,m really worried about the pilodial cyst on my gooch. The Dr. tried to examine it, and the damn thing showed evasive manuevers. They remember! I have to get a hunter killer to lance it for me.

by EH of HB December 11, 2007

Gooch

1. Is best known as a part of the male anatomy.

2. It can also be someone's name or nickname.

1. The Gooch is located between the testicles and anus.

2. Hello my name is Byrce but I am better known as Gooch.

by dem3 February 4, 2010