goat dick

An uncircumcised penis or a penis that is incredibly ugly possibly with poo clusters hanging below the ballsack.

Lu stood naked next to the strippers showing his goat dick.

by Shabazzz December 14, 2008

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goat bash

This is a rather brutal way of getting off...first you have to engage in doggie style sex with a willing participant, then, right before you ejaculate, you bash them in the side as hard as you can as to tighten up all of their muscles for an amazing orgasm...usually followed by getting your ass beat by the participant.

Billy was doin' it doggie style with Sally, and right before he came he goat bashed her and as soon as she recovered she hit him with a pancake griddle.

by The fearsome jabberwockyklkl July 14, 2009

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arturo the goat

Most trillest nigga alive. Known to strattle the line of sus of no return yet still drowns in putang. The greatest of all time

Hey, who's that ? He's so awesome.

That's arturo the goat. He's so trill i can't even function

by Traplordjun October 20, 2013

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double goated

When you and one of your buddies both bend down and get in position with the goat out (dick and balls between legs) waiting for a third party to come into the room. See the goat

Matt and I just double goated Tyler. It was epic. That's worth 8 kicks to the ass.

by bossassbitch1995 March 7, 2016

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