belly dancing grandma

squiddlewapper

“dance til your dead u silly belly dancing grandma!!”

by tartaglias wife July 9, 2021

shot your grandma

I shot this guys grandma

Him: W-What happened??
Me: Shot your grandma hahaha
Him: *kills self*

by Séan Miller February 2, 2022

yoinked a grandma

The action of bitting down on an unpopped popcorn kernel.

"Man, I yoinked a grandma last night."

by taylorsversion13 November 9, 2022

pinch my grandma with a crowbar

I think you’re insane but give me head

Hot Girl: wiggles her toes in his face
Boy: damn ur hot but crazy, pinch my grandma with a crowbar?

by Prince c4spian December 6, 2022

Megan has grandma been drinking

“Megan has grandma been drinking” is a phrase used by the hapless Maplewood PD when a grandma is driving kinda shitty, possibly under the influence. Really, you can substitute any child’s name in there, such as “Hunter has grandma been drinking.”

Driving down Highway 36, by the intersection of English Street, the Maplewood PD pulled over poor old granny and went over to the passenger side and said the following “Megan has grandma been drinking.”

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

byrems dead grandma

i want my mom i want my mom i cant breathe

T his sentence can be used in many ways. mainly used to describe the ways byrem, and others grandmas have passed away such as meaning, byrems dead grandma is happening again!

by anonymous November 15, 2023

National chuck your grandma down the stairs day

This day lands on June 15 ,and it is a day where you get to chuck your grandma down a flight of stairs to your hearts content.

Person 1: Hey grandma... You know what day it is.
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day

by Eternal_ May 21, 2024