Knob goblin

One who is blessed with the gift of gobbling knob. AKA one of the top 5 cock suckers in the world.

Dude 1: How did your date with Abigail go? You seem to be walking weird, everything alright?

Dude 2: I'm good bro, Abi is a straight up knob goblin. I can hardly walk today.

Dude 1: DAAAAAMN!!!

by dongjohnson November 29, 2015

Gobbless

God bless in boomer gibberish.

Oh you poor girl, gobbless your heart.

by Memus H. Christ May 25, 2021

nose goblins

Big boogers that you want to keep because you couldn't believe you just picked them from your own nose.

Look at all the nose goblins I wiped under my seat!

by d.money February 10, 2004

Butt Goblin

Noun- Someone who overtakes an ass by penetrating it with a penis.

"That kid is a Butt Goblin"

by Victoria the most beautiful gothic girl in the Universe September 2, 2006

pussy gobbler

when a guy cant stop gobbling ur pussy up..... he sticks his tongue in as deep as he can... and just gobbles it up...

My boyfriend is a pussy gobbler andand gobbles my pussy up like crazziii...

by Ashley14 June 2, 2008

GOBP

GOP + BP

An acronym, popular on many social networks, which represents the constellation of converging interests between the American Republican Party and the Beyond Petroleum Corporation.

The GOBP was determined to push for new deep water oil drilling permits, even as an oil slick from a broken well continued flowing into the Gulf of Mexico.

by shoqvalue June 23, 2010

Cock Gobbler

A.S.V.W Gobbler of the cock. Someone that likes the cock meat sammich.

Aaron is such a Cock Gobbler that he ate the whole foot long cock meat sammich by himself and it had extra creamy dressing on it..

by DJNinjaman July 6, 2010