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Floob

by srfhfgdsh November 9, 2009
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floob

v. To intentionally continue with a certain, drastically unwise course of action despite the fact that it will most assuredly not end well.

Verb form of the following definition:

n. An extreme form of a noob (def #6); used to describe someone so noobish that they pose an actual physical threat to themselves and their surroundings, and to society in general. The scariest things about this (thankfully) minority group are that their noobishness is willful and carefully maintained (i.e., they use it as a weapon of sorts), and that they act as a group. Their leader is known in most circles as "Teh Uberfloob", but may also be referred to as the King Troll, S@tan or R.O.G.E.R..
"I know what I'm doing is wrong, but I'm gonna do it anyway, because I'm the most awesome person in any place at any given time and there is nothing anyone else can say about it," said the floob as she went ahead and floobed through the next hour of her life, not knowing it was going to end up a flam.
by Dr. Bomb November 20, 2010
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Floober Dangle

Pronounced FLU-burr dangle

A sex act in which the man sticks his dangle (penis) into a woman's floober (anus), while yelling "floober-doobity-dee!".

Another word for sodomy or butt secks.
Jason totally got a Floober Dangle last night. I could hear him screaming "floober-doobity-dee" from three houses away! Lucky son of a bitch.
by JimmyNarniaFrogNerd January 24, 2011
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Flooding the bowl

Taking too big of a bong rip, and coughing it all directly back into the bong usually on impulse and unintentionally sending the now wet bowl flying.
Someone smoking a bong somewhere near the beginning of the "Hostel" movie flooded the bowl. (flooding the bowl)
by kottonmouthkandy April 22, 2011
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Floochie

A person trying to be or act like Andre Kirsch.
One time I saw this homeless guy gettin all floochie like, but his flooch just wasn't up to par.
by OttoGranger August 22, 2012
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Faloof

noun
(typically used in anger) an uncommon insult targeting self conscious men who are compensating meaning "small pp loser who probably has a shellfish allergy"
Wife: I can't believe you did that!
Husband: I should have never married you!
Wife: I wouldn't if I knew you were such a faloof !
by Prof. No Name January 9, 2021
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floober doober

Floober doober: a word used to describe a Dutch man with a spikey cucumber up his ass that has a sexual relationship with Hitler.
David: hey Ernest
Ernest: what
David: did you see that floober doober
Ernest: depends was his name toddy?

David: YES!
Ernests: then I saw him
by Stinky Hitler fart June 11, 2022
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