flapdagging

to accidentally lose control of your bladder whilst wearing clothes.

When I saw that venomous monkey running towards me, I was so scared I flapdagged my jeans.

by Templeton Peck June 17, 2003

flap the wings

When someone is driving in their car with a bunch of friends, and everyone opens and closes their doors, again and again, to make it seem like your car is going because of the doors being flapped. The driver usually participates aswell. Similar to ghost riding, except you don't get out. Originated in Southern Ontario, Canada.

Look at those pimps flap the wings on that whip.

by Aldenso November 13, 2006

flaper

A rolling paper found on the floor

-Do you have a paper?

-There should be flapers all over the place.

by dartmouth boy February 10, 2010

farp

Formerly Athletic Regular Person - Somebody who used to be an athlete at the collegiate level but is no longer an athlete.

Look at that old guy playing baseball, he looks like a farp.

by Speed89 June 2, 2011

Flap Lacker

A Flap Lacker is someone who performs the art of Flap Lacking.Flap lacking originated in England in the middle ages,when King Henry The 8th smoked too much 'cabbage of the mountain' and mistook one of his Exotic Dancers for a life size porcelain bong statues.

Terrified the dancer did nothing,while The King proceeded to 'take a hit' from her ass.

Flap Lacking
Lips are placed over the rectal orifice while the right hand is placed over the sausage wallet and is gently released and applied as a 'clutch' from a bong..enjoy ensuing head rush..

That guys breath smells horrible like he was Flap Lacking or something

Guy: did u fart? Other Guy: no I was Flap Lacking your mom last night

The Dirty Sanchez has nothing on Flap Lacking

Guy:Being a Flap Lacker is a bizarre fetish don't you think?

Girl: What's that?
Guy: Check urban dictionary..ha ha

by Markael Bishnard December 15, 2011

Flapees

The name associated with a group of adult males who congregate every week at a suburban hockey arena and sacrifice their ligaments and joints in order to establish their supremacy in a hockey beer league and impress their wives, girlfriends and children.

"Those Flapees sure can cycle the puck on the powerplay!"
"I wish my husband was as hot as that Flapee"
"My dad is a Flapee and your dad is not."

by Stan Mikita's Doughnuts June 16, 2012

Flape

verb: (fl-AEP)
To grab, twist and pull something, mainly used when grabbing another person's nose. You grab, twist, then pull their nose. Or, you flaped their nose.

Sharquisha: Hey dude, I'm going to flape you in the nose.
Friend: No! My nose is very sensitive to grabbing, twisting, then pulling.

by Billboard Baggins January 30, 2014