A rank given to porn (Hentai, Doujin, etc) that is hard to get off to due to the content it contains
"What is my opinion on Euphoria? A difficult fap!" - Projekt Melody
"That new Fate Doujin was pretty good, but the insect stuff made it a difficult fap"
"That new Fate Doujin was pretty good, but the insect stuff made it a difficult fap"
by Nekosuki72 November 9, 2021
Get the Difficult Fap mug.The act of overreacting so much to a minor situation that you have to masturbate to alleviate stress.
by Iamapie42 November 13, 2021
Get the panic fap mug.Person 1: "What's something you've done purely out of the goodness of your heart, but never told anyone?"
Person 2: "I once pity fapped to the weird girl in high school who had no friends."
Person 1: "Dude, what the fuck?"
Person 2: "I once pity fapped to the weird girl in high school who had no friends."
Person 1: "Dude, what the fuck?"
by KuwagaRaiger January 24, 2022
Get the Pity Fap mug.FFF is when every day for this month you masturbate until you can ejaculate. You time how long it took to ejaculate and at the end of the month you compare and look for the fastest time you can ejaculate. Basically a speedrun to cum.
Person 1: Dude, you know it's Fast Fap February, how fast did you cum?
Person 2: It took me 20 seconds
Person 1: Damn it took me 5 minutes
Person 2: It took me 20 seconds
Person 1: Damn it took me 5 minutes
by Yomamaha January 5, 2022
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by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023
Get the pogo fap mug.When you had planned a very special fap time and someone comes in (expectedly or unexpectedly) causing you to postpone or in worst cases cancel it.
friend gets home early and sits down to watch tv.
you: "Don't you have to be somewhere?? It's already half past fap and im jonesing to get back to business."
friend: "Dude, you shouldnt have told me. Now I'm not going anywhere so you will have to cancel your precious fap time!"
you: "FUCK YOU!"
you: "Don't you have to be somewhere?? It's already half past fap and im jonesing to get back to business."
friend: "Dude, you shouldnt have told me. Now I'm not going anywhere so you will have to cancel your precious fap time!"
you: "FUCK YOU!"
by the engineer April 2, 2013
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