douche-whore

A person who whores out his/her douchiness (aka is extremely rude/mean to everyone)

Some of the members of my debate team were being complete douche-whores when they let us get lost while they went to Yogurtland and Jamba Juice.

by Jim Bob the Debater March 8, 2011

douche tooth

a douche bag that talks extremely loud when talking on a blue tooth headset in a small space like an elevator

I hate when I'm stuck in an elevator with a douche tooth.

by onsluaght94 March 13, 2009

Douche Detection

A sense one comes across after many years of experience of knowing douches. This sense makes you able to detect if a person is douche or not by looking at their clothes/listening to how they talk/ect.

I used my douche detection skills when I heard a car speed off on the residential street outside my window. He was defiantly a douche.

by xgabbyblu November 17, 2009

dry douche

a method of speaking to a person in a tone and manner that causes said person to believe that the speaker cares, is friendly, and is sensitive to the person's emotions/needs. But when 'you' step back and really think about the words being spoken, the speaker is actually being a complete ass and telling the person that they need to go fuck themselves.

The officer just dry douched that suspect.

by Kwaz8 July 13, 2014

Bag of Douches

A plural amount of douches.

Matthew, the stud muffin, is a BAG OF DOUCHES!

by MaryMack March 14, 2010

Iceberg Douche

Only 10% of doucheness can be seen but you know there is 90% more beneath the surface.

That guy was cool but turned out to be a real iceberg douche once you get to know him.

by vingratis March 18, 2009

Douche Paddle

Someone who is bigger then a douche bag, yet smaller then a douche canoe. Thus meaning the Douche Paddle For the Douche Canoe.

Person 1 - 'Alright, you get half a quarter of my burger.'

Person 2 - 'Dude I haven't eaten since yesterday!'

Person 1 - 'Too bad, fag.

Person 2 - 'Dude you are such a Douche Paddle.

by JezzInMyPants November 1, 2009