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I'm so exhausted all the time, but for other people. I feel like a cruise director getting everyone to where they need to be.
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The first word (junta) is pronounced HOON-ta and means like a group. The second word (directiva) is pronounced dee-reck-TEA-ba.
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The first word (junta) is pronounced HOON-ta and means like a group. The second word (directiva) is pronounced dee-reck-TEA-ba.
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