The Dwight Yoakam Diet

Meaning To Only Participate Dwight Yoakam Related Things

The Four Rules To Stay By On a Dwight Yoakam Diet:

1. Listening To Only Songs With/About/Relating to Dwight Yoakam.

2. Watching Only Things With/About/Relating to Dwight Yoakam.

3. Reading Only Books About/By/Relating to Dwight Yoakam.

4. Eating Only Dwight Yoakam Brand Food.

Ron: Kimberly has been listening to Dwight Yoakam non-stop,
it's driving me insane, but I don't know why she won't quit!!

David: Because She's Been on The Dwight Yoakam Diet!

by Yoakam not Yoakum September 2, 2009

all-beef diet

1. Colorectal cancer to own the libs.

2. Cow-based charlatanism; runs in families.

3. Keto 4.0, for incels.

'Did you hear about Benjamin, he's started that all-beef diet after spending several hundred dollars accessing nutritional advice from a quack with zero qualifications, all in the hope it'll bring him closer to her equally kooky dad.'

'Well, there was a recent outbreak of BSE, so let's hope CJD does its thing and this distinctly boneheaded contingency collectively win the next few decades' Darwin Awards.'

'To be fair, bovine spongiform encephalopathy does accurately describe the brain states of these pathological simpletons.'

by TwoBitVigilante November 17, 2018

deth

no, it is death... a megadeath: one million deaths (as resulting from a single discharge of a weapon, like a bomb)

a contraction of megadeth used by metalheads with a shortage of time.

Dude, did you go to the 'deth show last night?

Death? Isn't Chuck dead?

Yeah, isn't that ironic?

No...

by the Hanging Chad May 9, 2005

Dieheart

One who is ridiculously overwhelmingly passionate about a specific thing, person, place, verb, or adverb. One willing to die for said cause, and as a result their heart would stop beating.

She was a dieheart about the consumption of breakfast cereals. Thus meaning that she valued the consumption of breakfast cereals with great integrity.

by No....really? April 11, 2011

Atkins diet

1: A low carb eat whatever else you want to eat diet. Many people just eat less carbs on the diet forgetting the importance of getting off of their fat asses.
2: Another ideological table scrap for the intellectually starved.

Fuck this Atkins diet shit doesn't do anything, balanced diet and 1\2 hour of exercise a day! Idiots.

by Fit Trick August 26, 2004

diet sex

Sex with a woman who is trying to reduce her weight, size, or fatness and which is performed for the purpose of replacing her hunger with sexual ecstasy, or to create an inextricable psychological association between the two.

When she felt like she could no longer restrain herself from eating, she would have diet sex with her boyfriend until she orgasmed and her hunger subsided. She would only let her boyfriend have sex with her when she had exceeded her weight-loss goals. She had developed such a strong psychological association between dieting and sex that she would have an orgasm when she was hungry, or when her weight or measurements decreased.

by wouldaben December 19, 2010

Dethecus

Dethecus Well Dethecus seems pretty decent to me, except for this one Horde named Ztricksta who is a rogue, or his death knight named Trickksta, he constantly is killing me over and over again in Storm peaks when i try to do my Hodir dailies. He just cant seem to leave any of the AF alone and he kills me and my friends a numerous amount of times, every time i see him there

Ztricksta kills us alot in dethecus.

by diestoomuch March 21, 2009