Gravel dick

Gravel dick: This is an imaginary sexual act motivated by extreme hatred. The perpetrator develops an erection, then slathers their penis in crazy glue, followed by the application of copious amounts of aquarium gravel. The perpetrator then sodomizes the victim repeatedly causing torrential anal bleeding, and permanent anal incontinence. As this rather despicable act causes rather intense pain, and perhaps permanent injury to the perpetrator (as well as the victim) it portrays the depth of hatred towards the victim (i.e., I hate you so much I would do gravel dick on you). You have to really hate someone to do gravel dick on them. Most often used as a mental revenge fantasy against those in the work place. Somewhat comparable to donkey punch in that it is imaginary, and involves violent inappropriate sexual content.

Mark was so angry at his boss for blaming him for another's actions that he daydreamed about gravel dicking him for the rest of the afternoon.

by Semen Tower July 28, 2010

Neopolitan Dick

"Neopolitan Dick " is a term to describe a circumcised penis having a variety of colors (~hence, "neopolitan" like the famous mix of strawberry, vanilla, and chocolate icecream) due to the circumcision itself.

The tip (head) more pink, the shaft more neutral, and the scrotum darker.

Girl: His dick had different colors.
Girl's Friend: So he had a Neopolitan Dick?
Girl: Haha I suppose, it was pretty hot to be honest...

by KiiDLMTLSS January 3, 2014

Dick Fortress

When there is a huge group of guys (has to be a minimum of 2 men) around a single girl all openly or secretly pursing her. It is like an extremely long queue to get in the girl's panties. Usually, at least one of the guys is having sexual relations/in a relationship with her but right when that ends, there is a man to comfort and sex her.

"Maria will never be single because she has a massive dick fortress."

- "Hey go talk to her!"
- "I can't! See all those guys?! Her dick fortress is impenetrable!"

by badtree132 March 16, 2015

Simp dick

A social disease when you Are so fixated on pleasing your girlfriend she controls all the decisions your dick and balls make.

Anyone to joe p -do you want to come out drinking with the boys tn.

Joe p- Na i got simp dick rn

by Chune for your headtop April 21, 2020

Dick tornado

When a tornado hits a dildo factory and somehow becomes stronger after the impact. The tornado is filled with flying dick debris.

The tornado was bad, but then it hit Dildo Inc. and got worse. It turned into a real dick tornado.

by RandySavage5 November 22, 2011

Smoking dick

When someone says somethings stupid

"Yeah I ate dog shit the other day."

"What the fuck this bitch smoking dick."

by Jmoe_moe July 30, 2016

welfare dick

Welfare dick is when a girl fucks a guy on welfare and he fucks her long and hard and has sooo much energy because he doesnt have a job draining him every day. He can also fuck anytime 24/7. It is one of the best kinds of dick and highly addictive.

Dam girl I been getting me some of that delicious welfare dick! Fucks me all day long!

by JyahC March 2, 2015