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Leg Day

The worst day of the week. Sucks because you would rather be hitting arms, or shoulders, or chest, or even back, but you are stuck working the part of your body that shows the least. Usually involves a large amount of walking around, stalling, and hype. If you skip leg day, you will be deemed a bitch and be called such from then on out. Best pump, but usually involves the most work
"Hey tom, you hittin leg day?"
"Fuck yea brah, I ain't a bitch, leg day every day!"
by TheBossRoss October 28, 2014
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Valenswine's Day

The day before Valentine's Day, that guys use to spend time with the second (or third) most important women in their lives.

February 13th is the day that mistresses get to feel like wives and sideline hoes get to feel like star players.

It's especially sad when the girl doesn't know she's not the only girl her "boyfriend" is seeing.
Girl 1: He's taking you out the day before Valentine's Day?

Girl 2: Yeah, he has to work late on Valentine's Day.

Girl 1: I'm pretty sure he's going to be with his actual girlfriend. That's why he's taking you out on Valenswine's Day.
by TaylorHoward January 27, 2011
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A Day To Remember

One of the best fucking bands to ever grace our earth!
If you are looking for a band with kickass, head bang worthy breakdowns.. THIS IS THE BAND FOR YOU!
Their lyrics actually mean something and they are fucking sick live! I suggest you buy tickets when they're in your area!
a day to remember's amazing lyrics before a breakdown include;

THIS IS A BATTLEGROUND
BRING THE NOISE
MOVE!
GET LOW!
by the.bitch June 20, 2009
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Sancho's Day

February 15th. The day after Valentine's Day. A sancho can't see the girl on Valentine's Day, so he sees her the day after, that's his day with her.
"Her side dude took her to movies for Sancho's Day."
by ElGuarache November 10, 2020
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Leap Day

The day that needs to be there only every four years because of the time that builds up yearly. Those who are born on it have a dilemma of when to celebrate their birthday(If they even do unless it is Leap day.)
“I was born on Leap Day.”

“So are you 4 or are you 16?”
by Bats_and_such November 15, 2019
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Jonkey day

Jonkey day is the most awesome day of the year for the most awesome person because he’s a goat a legend.
JONKEY DAY WOOOOOOOOO
Person 1 - Bro today is jonkey day

Person 2- FUCK YEAH IT IS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by Jonkey monkey # 1 fan September 5, 2021
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Table day

The day of the week when you lay the table and eat dinner at it, instead of sitting on the couch in front of the TV.
"Did you see the 6 o'clock news last night?"
"No, Thursday is my table day"
by flynnmorgan November 8, 2021
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