cumslit

another name for a pussy

nice cumslit

by vacanthole May 4, 2022

Cumswap

When keyboard warriors are brawling in the middle of a comment section, uttering this sacred word will require them to advocate for the opposite of their beliefs with the same vigour

A: "Man I fucking hate capitalism"
B: "Without capitalism you would be dead"
C: "Cumswap"
A: "The freer the market The freer the people, trickle down economics works babyy
B: *Chants Soviet Anthem*

by SaugaMan97 May 19, 2022

Cumslut

Cumslut means that you are a kind lovely SLUT and you CUM see CUMSLUT

Anna:hey what is hannah?
Elsa:A Cumslut
Anna:Oh, Okay.

by YourSaggyMum May 20, 2022

Cumscraggle

A white gym sock with a red toe socket that you find underneath your bed after 3 weeks of it fossilizing in sweat and crusty odors.

Ew do you have a cumscraggle underneath your bed?

by aj_has_a_fat_ass June 5, 2022

Cumspiration

The act of thinking about another person to achieve orgasm while engaging in sexual intercourse with your significant other.

I use my 10th grade math teacher as my cumspiration when I can't finish with my wife.

by Winkwink628 June 26, 2022

Cumslump

The comatose-like sleep one slips into immediately post nut. You pass out without cleaning up, cock in hand or vibrator between your legs. Upon waking the sheets are stuck to you.

I overslept because I forgot to set my alarm! I was in a cumslump.

Usually you look cute when you sleep. But last night I could tell you were in a cumslump.

I’m so embarrassed when my mom came to wake me up I was obviously in a cumslump.

by anonymous June 27, 2022

cumshop

To photoshop cum on people's (usually female celebrities) face

There's no way this picture is real, it must be a cumshop

by TheMenstrualCicle June 27, 2022