Colbert

The act of true American patriotism in bed. First, purchase greeter smocks from Wal-Mart, which will be the only clothing worn. then, use a jug of oil (bonus points if it's from the deep-fryer at McDonald's or motor oil from GM) and slather it on each other. Then, while watching Leave it to Beaver, Full House or a similar wholesome family sitcom, bust a nut on the female proclaiming "you just got punk'd". In retaliation, the woman takes a hot dog and eating-contest style, slides it fully into her throat, then turns over her partner and, again only using her mouth, pushes it between his ass cheeks. She then is free to bind his hands and waterboard him with urine. Top it all off by sticking a mini American flag in the hot dog while watching The O'Reilly Factor and listening to Howard Stern.

Man, I don't know what happened last night. Me and the wife were drinkin' moonshine when all the sudden she decided we should Colbert.

by Canadian Strong February 5, 2010

corn cobber

the act of eating ur corn in the vertical direction as if u were succing penis.

" greg is a corn cobber from wat ive seen".

by chris medeiros August 26, 2007

Up your butt and around the corner

For men: A useful cue to give someone who's trying to stimulate one's prostate.

I'm not exactly asking to peg you, just to go up your butt and around the corner.

by wangdangdoogle March 23, 2017

corner

A place where people throw pity parties.

now if you'll excuse me i have to go cry in my corner.

by Kim October 16, 2003

corner

place where one masturbates excessively.

dude, i gotta get over to this corner so bad, that gurl is fukn hot as hell.

by Aslan2486 December 15, 2009

Callum’s Corner

A middle aged man who still lives with his mum, he made his claim to mediocre fame by criticising BGMedia and getting the piss taken out of him by more successful YouTubers like WillNe and memeulous, and pretty much everyone else.

One of his most common traits is to be a try hard who thinks he has friends, or as he referred to a situation where he thought he was friends with WillNe and memeulous over a Skype call: “The lone wolf has found a pack”

He thinks he can wrestle and recently implied that he could fight a wolf and come out victorious.

Mate have you heard of that YouTube channel called Callum’s corner? It’s actually pretty shit content but his levels of cringe just makes it funny

by Irellivance May 29, 2018

Corbett Bait

Noun. Corbett Bait is a type of snack item, either cheese cubes or nuts, that attracts a wild Corbett to your area.

You have some Corbett Bait? That's the best way to tame a wild Corbett!

by Arann May 9, 2008