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tooter in the cooter

If you enjoy ass play but still want to bang your lady at the same time, Tooter in the cooter is the perfect mash-up. This eccentric act is complex to perform, but exciting and rewarding when done right. A large dildo is inserted into the mans ass with little to no lube (depth will vary on the amount of anal meat he wants to present) and then aggressively rips it out of his ass. This will cause anal prolaspe, or pink socking for the non-nedical types.

The man then pushes his ass meat into the pussy like it was his dick and bangs away. As an added twist he can jerk off at the same time which heightens the experience for both partners.
At the Pruden poker party Will brought up the new sex position he had tried a couple of weeks ago with the crackwhore down the street. Immediately after Bryan and Amy felt inspired to try the tooter in the cooter.
by Go Balls Deep1 December 2, 2023
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cooter stretching

stretching your cooter to be less tight
“Dude lana rhoades must do some serious cooter stretching on the daily
by giantballslover February 8, 2022
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Cooter Koolaid

Did you get your cooter koolaid yet?
by Wack a mole December 11, 2020
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super cooter

A vagina that can handle anything and any size.
Man that super cooter took that guys knee no problem!
by Supercooterpooter January 14, 2023
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cooter crammer

Colloquial term for 'marital aids' or self satisfaction devices
When I went to Amazon to search for a massager for my neck, I had no idea I'd have to wade through thousands of the most intricate cooter crammers known to man.
by anonymous May 25, 2021
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cooter dart

Where your girlfriend or partner squirts her juices in your eye and ramming her cooter in your nose.
Cathy: babe can you swallow my juices

Bill: not tonight babe

Cathy: COOTER Dart BULLSEYE
by KingSpeed December 10, 2016
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Lemon Cooter

Almost burned a hole through those undies with that lemon cooter.
by playplayplay April 19, 2024
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