cooter conked

A more aggressive version of clam slamming

We warned him she liked it rough, he didn't believe us until he told us he got cooter conked!

by MissouriBound January 28, 2024

cooter gunk

Sticky balls of a gel like substance emitting from a woman's vagina

Jack picked his cooter gunk out during class and wiped it all over the whiteboard. Someone cried cooter gunk and everyone sprinted to the door. Jack was amused

by ronnie6969 May 22, 2010

Cooter Christian

A person who fundamentally changes their religious beliefs (in favor of Christianity) in order to slide in with a girl.

Damn, Justin has been going to church a lot lately.

Yeah it’s because of Jennifer. He’s a classic cooter Christian.

by KiwiLover69 September 22, 2021

cooter hickey

When a woman uses her cooter to leave a hickey on one's neck. Like a rockstar🤘🤘

Travis , "Did you see that bad ass cooter hickey that Karey left on the Aaron's neck last night???"

Cinnamon, "That bitch is a rockstar"

by ShanTe From the band Dirtbox October 4, 2021

cooter fight

-when two females rub their cooters together in a rough fashion

-"lets go downstairs and cooter fight"

by saradawson February 12, 2010

karma cooter

Karma Cooter: a female vag, that has a unwanted infection of any sort... after many nights of having one night stands.

Stacy is so gross, she has that karma cooter after cheating on Jeff.

by renaud22 January 30, 2017

cooter bunnies

Any sexually transmitted disease on one's vagina

He did not have sex with her because she is known to have cooter bunnies.

by its_me_Jasper March 11, 2014