cooter popper

One who pops that p*ssy. If you are a cooter popper. Your slamming girls cooter like no ones biz.

Yo bro I heard he gets mad poon. He‘s a cooter popper.

by anonymous October 11, 2020

cooter boil

When her vagina is so stank, she has to boil it to kill the germs.

She has a foul order and after going to the doctor he recommended a cooter boil.

by Petty Memes April 4, 2019

cooter tap balls

The act of pounding ones vagina into a mans balls afterwards screaming “Pow! Right in the kisser!”

I gave Dave a cooter tap balls last night.

by Maxxx90 May 3, 2020

cooter crammer

Colloquial term for 'marital aids' or self satisfaction devices

When I went to Amazon to search for a massager for my neck, I had no idea I'd have to wade through thousands of the most intricate cooter crammers known to man.

by anonymous May 25, 2021

Lemon Cooter

Acidic Vagina

Almost burned a hole through those undies with that lemon cooter.

by playplayplay April 19, 2024

Cooter Christian

A person who fundamentally changes their religious beliefs (in favor of Christianity) in order to slide in with a girl.

Damn, Justin has been going to church a lot lately.

Yeah it’s because of Jennifer. He’s a classic cooter Christian.

by KiwiLover69 September 22, 2021

Little cooter

Little vj or little vagina.

Cross your legs when your wearing a dress so you dont show ur little cooter.

by Mattshadey January 10, 2020