Cruise Control

When you run down the street while pissing on the wall/fence.

Hey dawg, I dare you to cruise control.

Okey dokey, homes, I'll try not to make the walls too wet!

by Diggidy Dawg March 29, 2017

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Contrera

Someone always taking the opposing side, usually always wrong too.

Ugh, Isabella? She is SUCH a Contrera!

by Dr. Kanye West January 20, 2017

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pest control

What Eggman can't call.

Eggman can't dial pest control

by Pest control February 1, 2008

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When you are playing a game and suddenly your mouse flies away. Infuriated, you stand up and piss all over your keyboard. The pressure from the urine hitting the keys will always type out "im losing control!!!". Sometimes there can be more or less exclamation marks depending on how fast you piss.

you remember that guy who takes 2 second piss? Ya he lost control the other day and hit at least 9001 exclamation marks.

by FlyingBallsack July 29, 2009

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Mind control

When you get controlled by some random ugly bitch named Auden

Ahhh I’m being mind controlled by an ugly bitch

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

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control-alt down fool

A figure of speech used when in a playfull wrestling match. It is used to tell the opposition to back down and that you are coming in.
This can also be used if you are aggravated by a person talking in a derogatory way about someone who is dear to you so you tell them to "control-alt down fooool". It hopefully shuts them up.

Person3: Control-alt down fool imma bust some tees!
*KAPOWWWWW* raah.
Person1: arghhh mannn my ribs, duuuude watchu playin at??

by raah_its_teeh April 15, 2008

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Quality Control

A position at a wealthy company created because the company owner had a silver spoon son who needed a job to pay for his closet panama red habbit. When the son stopped nursing his daddy's titay his daddy kept the position but filled it with a psuedo-titay-sucking-son. Often referred to as boss's pet.

Owner #1 'I just can't seem to find anyone to properly fill my Quality Control position.'

Owner #2 'I can send over a great guy from my department. He's just off the chapped lips list and is ready for more Quality Control.'

by Kshoop January 28, 2007

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