A description that can be applied to a male or female. When applied to a male it usually means that he thinks only about sex and is only happy when he is using his cock and is happy to use it on any female even the most minging munter imaginable. When applied to a female the implication is that she is a nymphomaniac and is only happy when she has a cock (any cock) inside her.
Malcolm would be cock happy, but he hasn't got one.
Janice is cock happy, but even she draws the line at Malcolm.
Janice is cock happy, but even she draws the line at Malcolm.
by Croatalin January 11, 2014
Get the Cock Happymug. by BlackHammer6969 March 19, 2016
Get the Cock talkmug. by Ritch D March 18, 2014
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Get the Cock Lesnarmug. the result of vigorous intercourse where one party, usually a female, loses the capability to function normally. Motor skills become impaired, as dose speech, you may also notice only the whites of their eyes.
These traits as well as sweaty or clammy skin may cause a zombie like appearance. The effects usually only last a few minutes but instill great confidence in the one who caused them.
These traits as well as sweaty or clammy skin may cause a zombie like appearance. The effects usually only last a few minutes but instill great confidence in the one who caused them.
Jennifer was over last night, we went at if for two hours, i turned that bitch into a cock zombie. She couldn't talk for like 10 minutes, just laid there twitching.
by EJ [iBC] August 17, 2007
Get the cock zombiemug. Monumental Cock is when your cock is so erect it stands like a monument. It stands so high and hard.
by umessinwitdawronguy July 26, 2010
Get the Monumental Cockmug. a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it
by Dawn June 15, 2002
Get the cock teasemug.