Changeheimer's

When you have a specific amount of coins in your pocket for something, yet you can't shake the feeling that you've somehow miscounted and compulsively count and re-count your change.

I only needed about 1.50 for the bus, but as the bus aproached my Changeheimer's started to act up and I freaked out a little and dropped nickels all over the place.

by Grayy March 3, 2009

Change channels

A sudden, temporary change in personality, often creepy as hell, thought to be caused by demonic possession, as he/she who changes channels speaks with a deep, evil, echoing voice, and the eyes glow a deep, blood-red color while this is happening. A normally cheerful, skip though a field of flowers person suddenly says something like "I will feast on your flesh, and pick my teeth with your bones". Recently, scientists are dumping on the idea of demonic possession, and instead blaming it on severe and continuous exposure to insanity. Research has proven that this phenomena occurs at random, and with little to no provocation, and is a distant cousin to the shoop da whoop phenomenon.

Dude1: Yo, bra the waves are wicked today, you don't want to miss this.

Dude2: *evil demon voice* THE RESURRECTION OF LUCIFER IS COMING, WE WILL RAVAGE THE PATHETIC HUMANS AND DEVOUR THEIR PITIFUL SOULS AND USE THEIR SOULLESS REMAINS FOR CHEAP LABOR!

Dude1: Dude, you okay?

Dude2: Whoa, what happened?

Dude1: you fucking change channels on me again, you need to get a priest to check that. Comon man, you gonna miss these sweet waves.

by The Mad Cracker July 5, 2009

Changer

A very horrible hockey coach with no hockey smarts. Very mean and strict. Very bad with ladies and has only chipmunks as friends

That guy is such a changer

by Bestgoalieever November 7, 2018

Change

A lot of people are quick to try and change something once they get bored or frustrated with it, but they're not as quick to try and preserve something that's already there. That's like throwing out decent food because it's a day old for a quick fix of instant gratification at a fast food restaurant because it was cooked that day and not reheated. Not everything that is preserved needs to be donated to a bunch of people you never met before either, that's not being a humanitarian, really it's a bunch of people you never met before trying to take advantage of somebody they see as being too nice.

Things not changing fast enough for some people isn't frustrating, people that need everything to change to keep from getting bored or frustrated are frustrating people to know.

by Solid Mantis November 2, 2020

Change

The same way a new friend should never expect you to change, or for you to change/abandon old friends for them, someone that expects your city or neighborhood, or anything in it to change for them was never a friend of your city or neighborhood, and was never on anybody's side there.

Change is never really as necessary as some peole claim that it is. You're always going to add new things to your life, but you're a fool if you abandon the old for the new. There would be no new without the old (without your original friends, you wouldn't know what a friend was to find a new one).

by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021

CHanged

Furry.

whats changed?
furry.

by what king July 21, 2021

Change you

To change someone from walking to not walking. From speaking to not speaking. From living to not living. From alive to dead

Don’t make me change you nigga

by Uknow627 August 25, 2021