history of carrot

the history of king William making carrot orange. in 1500 king William III grew a shit ton of carrots but they were FUCKING purple or some shit so they magically made them orange

I fucking hate purple carrots!

Me too lets make them orange.

fuck yeaaaaa! history of carrot

by laclaclac February 4, 2025

Carrot

Sexiest vegetable

“I do love me a carrot”

by ATS412 August 14, 2022

Windy carrots

Throwing blind punches with no technique.

Throwing windies

“The silly cunt just started throwing windy carrots at everyone in sight”

by Teddyravish December 1, 2020

carrot dresser time

A feddish for sex with someone dressed as a carrot

its carrot dresser time

by Fost Ape September 13, 2017

carrot head

蘿蔔頭
nipponese they bald on top of head but they tie hair grown out from side into a bun
yee yee ass haircut
look like carrot on head

stfu stupid carrot heads☕️ im bomb ure cluntry tokyo nagoya osaka oyama Oppenheimer style...

by foul pig of slaanesh July 22, 2024

carrot rot

carrot rot that hobos will eat

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot
joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

by ;-; h e l p October 15, 2020

Carrot Cake

When engaged in sexual intercourse, in particular with a redhead with a prominent bush, one pulls out and ejaculates onto said bush, leaving it appear to frosted.

I pulled out and gave that girl a carrot cake last night.

by MD Quak March 1, 2017