Couch Callin

Used when someones saying they need to get home to sit on their couch and watch their shows. Basically saying “I need some me time”

Chaz: you trying to hit this party tonight?

Mike: nahh man the couch callin

Chaz: dude you’ve seen the office like thirty times stop being a bitch

by Merle27 February 25, 2019

Josh Callard

A typical dick who you would like to punch in face. Then chop off his dick and shove it up his ass untill it come out his mouth. He can be compared to emo Hitler. Also the type of person who changes their sexuality ever 5 seconds. The type of person who backstabs friends and forces them to still be fucking friends. He is truly a bitch ass anal cunt. (He is also really transphobic)

For example:fucking hell dude don't be such a josh callard.

by Josh callard February 27, 2019

Mike Callaway

A psychopath who sux dick for a living and masquerades as a cop.

Man that's fucked up like getting gonorea. A full on Mike Callaway

by Mikokissmallnlimp October 22, 2019

A Caldana

A small and social gathering.

We had a Caldana, just a few of us.

by Ej80 November 14, 2020

Tried calling

About trying to call someone

We tried calling

by Born to be what October 20, 2020

Tried calling

About trying to call someone

We tried calling

by Born to be what October 20, 2020

Shane Callaghan

The sexiest baddie on the face of Earth. This man stubs his fat horse penis on every corner he walks by. His lushes curls flow like waves in the Atlantic Ocean and his eyes are like hypnotic pearls that instantaneously cause anyone to fall in love with him.

I LOVE YOU SHANE CALLAGHAN

by Eggs and Ham February 20, 2021