calto

The cool abbreviated way to say california tortilla. Saying calto is much better than caltor which is for posers.

"Dude, you heading down to b-town for lunch"

"Yeah baby, gonna get me the classic steak burrito from calto"

"Word"

by Peter Schalch October 16, 2007

California Crumpet

When two lovers engage in anal sex and when the guy is done he gently places a stick of butter in between her buttcheeks and squishes them together.

"BY JOVE! You've got a stick of butter in your bum! (The next day) Dude, you don't have to be a british man to enjoy a nice 'n tasty California Crumpet."

by Flyhunter November 2, 2008

Californication

The migration of people from California to other states to look for cheaper housing, better morals, lack of gangs/drugs/prostitution, etc., but bring their own lack of morals, drive up house prices, and bring gangs/drugs/prostitution to the other states.

The californication of Utah, Arizona, Oregon, and Idaho has escalated in the last 10 years. Why doesn't California do us a favor and just sink into the ocean?

by Clint March 23, 2004

california scents

WOW I wish I could buy some of those california scents. Not all smell bad

california sea scents: smell good like long beach
california pine scents: smell good like santa cruz
california desert scents: smell good like salton sea
california smog scents: smell good like los angeles
california beer scents: smell good like mexican tecate
california bear scents: smell bad like dog poop
california fog scents: smell good like san francisco
california snow scents: smell ???? can was empty.
It takes a western nose to understand california scents

by itichie_nocanpo October 28, 2006

California

the most amazing state ever.

i love the California, its so relaxing.

by awesomeohowliketotallyfreakmeout April 24, 2008

California

The best place in the world

Chad: "so where are you going this summer"
Dawn:"the best place in the world"
Chad:"California is the f*cking best"

by .Salacious February 12, 2009

California snowball

When a guy ejaculates (cums) in a girls mouth. Then while she has the seamen in her mouth, the guy gives her an open mouth kiss, and has his own seamen spit back into his mouth while kissing her... hense the term "snowball".


eww.

"after I got head from Becky, I got a california snowball"

by xCOBRA_CLUTCHx March 29, 2004