Caleb Sattais

A very hot guy, who shits in peoples kitty litter.
-Caleb

p1: Caleb Sattais, please stop shitting in the kitty litter
p2: ok

by Gerald Corsbey May 28, 2019

Caleb Nash

The single most sexually frustrated human in existence. Everyone hates the cunt. Nobody gives a shit about what he has to say. Horny bugger.

“Oh my god Bruce! You’re being such a Caleb Nash today; can’t keep your hands off those underage children!”

by Josh the pumm slayer May 9, 2020

caleb hansen

The smartest person you know, he’s not afraid to tell you how tony you are and how stupid you really are. Even though he is intelligent he doesn’t care about his grades and half asses every test he sees, although he’s a asshole he dose care about people but won’t show it.

Person 1: yo Caleb Hansen is really cool
Person 2: we talking about the same “Caleb Hansen”

by Fuckyoulatex October 18, 2020

caleb reed

The perfect person to marry, dreamboat, hunk, quiet yet wont shut up, he is very loyal, commited, and caring, and will love you like no one else!

Girl 1: I gotta get me a Caleb Reed!!
Girl 2: Not if I steal him first!!
Caleb Reed: Ladies, Caleb Reed is taken.
Girl 1 & 2: NOOOOOO

by ToiletPaper6971 December 4, 2020

Caleb Moment

When you are so undescribably unfunny.

wow, dude, that's such a Caleb moment.

by TK_KoolAid February 15, 2021

caleb unimpressed face

when something is not funny enough or not up to calebs high standard of humour

sam and brady: tommy look at this funny wank graph
the robo: BOSS NIGHT

caleb: *caleb unimpressed face*

by Robobobodaman May 12, 2021

caleb and sophie

Caleb and Sophie’s relationship no one saw it coming and they were both nervous about it at first then they got to know each other they fell in love... they both have kind hearts... Caleb is seen as more of the bad boy type But he is not he comes off as a bad guy but once you get to know him he will be the most loving guy you will ever have in your life you will never want to let him go now Sophie comes off as a good girl and she is she has a big heart and a giving heart she shows her love in words and actions she will listen and help you with whatever you need no one will ever want to lose a Sophie... Caleb and Sophie will always be Caleb and Sophie no one will be able to break their love apart if they ever drift away from each other they will come back together 💕 they truly are the sweetest/cutest couple around

God I with I had a relationship like Caleb and Sophie ❤️

by Lovers for life ❤️ May 17, 2021