California Kickball Five Base League 

A new five-base system adopted to refer to sexual activity. California kickball has five bases, and that is the metaphor used. First base is making out. Second is groping. Third is a handjob or fingering. Fourth is a blowjob or eating out. And home is the obvious.

And for those people who happen to skip a base, they chill out at the pitchers mound.

And for those extra special people who are extremely innocent, they are still trying find their way to the field from the parking lot.

Joe couldn't get anywhere in the California Kickball Five Base League last night... his asian roommate was there.

California Kickball Five Base League by rejca May 5, 2009

California Girl 

Steroetypical people that give the other girls from California a bad name. They usually buy everything they dont need, dont date you only if your rich, and spend millions of hours tanning trying to look perfect. Also have a tendancy to put tiny dogs in purses and bring them wherever they go.

California Girl: Princesss, Im gonna buy you that cute purse to put you in! Then I'm gonna dress you up as Katy Perry, and Justin Bieber, and Taylor Laugtner and....

*Dog shoots itself*

California Girl: Guess I'm going to the pet store! =D
*skips away happily*

California Girl by NormalCaliGirl June 17, 2010

California Syndrome

A state of mind that all people who have migrated to california have been afflicted with, see also naivety, idiocy, airhead, dumbass. People with California syndrome are so foolish as to think that the whole world revolves around all things that happen in California, specifically L.A. and Hollywood. These poor people, for reasons unknown, feel they must dress, talk, act, and behave like their "Gods"; all of the actors who work in Hollywood, and make millions of dollars while having little or no talent whatsoever, who succeed by selling the worst films ever made, to their fellow Californians, along with their idea of what "trendy fashion" is.

Any group of people who would elect Ronald Reagan or Arnold Schwarzenegger as their state governor is collectively afflicted with California Syndrome.

California Syndrome by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

California Clipper 

1) When a sexual partner rubs a slice of avacado around the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis and bites off the foreskin.

2) When a female's bush is so long and fluffy that her hair clip must be removed from her head to her bush in order to go down on her.

1) "Last night Ronnie said he was tired of cleaning out his uncircumcised penis so we sent him down to Korea Town with $60 and a pint of tequila to have a California Clipper preformed. Ronnie said it was painful, but he had to admit, he kinda' leaned into a little."

2) "Dude, it was dark in the room and when I went for a muff dive I didn't realize I would be nearly suffocated by Regina's bush! I had to California Clipp that shit back or the dive was out of the question!"

California Clipper by Dive Master December 30, 2011

california cum fuck 

The act of jizzing in ones hand and then using the cum to beat off your friends cock. Usually the person is gay or your just both really horny.

Nick D.: I am horny but i have no girl friend.
Bobby: Me to.
Nick D.: Lets California cum fuck.
Bobby: What!?
Nick D.: I will whack off and jiz in my hand then give you a hand job.
Bobby: OK but keep it quite.
Nick D.: OK here we go.
(splat)

california cum fuck by kittylitter123 September 14, 2009

California Handshake 

When you are fucking a girl doggystyle who's vagina is extremely loose, you reach your hand inside from behind and jerk yourself off whilst fucking her.

"Did you hear I banged her? Yeah, gave myself a California Handshake while I hit it from behind"

California Handshake by Kookiemonster18 August 31, 2008

California Bulldog 

Ebay's Meg Whitman. Also known as the San Jose Bulldog.

Look at all those PS3's going for 1,000,000 dollars each! You'd think that the California Bulldog would do something about it already!

The California Bulldog is directly responsible for people not getting PS3's for their kids locally, because she is a ugly filthy greedy jewbag!

The California Bulldog is the ugly faced mascot of greed and evil everywhere! Damn greedy jewbag!

If my dog were as ugly as the California Bulldog, I'd shave it's ass and teach it to walk backwards!

California Bulldog by Flubba bubba bubba boo November 10, 2008