all that crap 

all that other stuff

"You know, like washing the dishes, taking out the trash, and all that crap"
"we're going to party and all that crap"

all that crap by thehappyemukid! November 8, 2003

Procrastination Crap 

When one procrastinates by going to the bathroom repeatedly, as opposed to actually doing what they're supposed to be doing. Can also be done during the work, to give someone a chance to have a mental break, and not actually have to work.

Not to be confused with the Boredom Crap, which someone takes in a desperate attempt to alleviate boredom, as opposed to their bladder and bowels.

I took so many procrastination craps while I was writing my essay, Jen was certain I had killed at least 20 dolphins with the wasted toilet water.

Procrastination Crap by www.myspace.com/bearimagines July 21, 2009

Oh Crap! 

The word used to express your shock right before you get into a car crash.

driving...run a red light! "Oh crap!"

Oh Crap! by Norma Jean October 27, 2005

floating crap game

A dice game which is moved from place to place to evade the authorities. Usually found in New York in the late 1930s-40s.

It's the oldest established permanent floating crap game in New York!

floating crap game by MissionDoll October 19, 2004

Dog Crap 

Often found on the soles of the newest pairs of shoes

your friend has bought a new pair of trainers, by the time he gets home they will have been magnetically drawn to dog crap within 3 inches of wherever s/he put his/her foot

Dog Crap by The White Dragon April 15, 2006

Jesus crap 

What comes out when you try to say "Jesus Christ" and "holy crap" at the same time. Will generally come across as either humorous or bizarre to any listeners, unless they are devoutly Christian, in which case they may likely be offended.

Did you hear? The gas station down the road exploded!
Jesus crap!
...What?

Jesus crap by Screennameless January 31, 2009

Infomercial crap 

A seemingly endless dump which stops and starts repeatedly, usually during the wiping process. This leaves the user thinking there done... "But WAIT, there's MORE!".

"sorry I took so long in there, I got stuck with an infomercial crap."

Infomercial crap by Bourko Slowski April 23, 2008