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Christmas lights

To decorate your house at Christmas time for it to be judged.

Neighbours often challenge each other to see who has the best style and most lights. It can get pretty hectic at times.
Tiffany: I give that house an 8/10 because the Christmas lights don't match.

John: oh, look at that one. There was probably some neighbour competition there.

Tiffany: agreed.
by Turtlelover24 December 18, 2013
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Christmas Tree

A bowl of weed topped off with a bump of cocaine,looking like a pine tree after the first snow.
Pol: "Yo, Tito came over with blow and put it on that last bowl."

K-Dawg:" No shit, homie hooked us up with a Christmas Tree."
by Tito_el_Bambino November 17, 2016
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christmas tree

what john shoves up his ass every Christmas.
oh christmas tree oh christmas tree...
by anonymous June 8, 2003
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Christmas Poo

when you have done something to make your shit discoloured (green) with blood in it
Pete: went on a serious binge for two weeks, did a christmas poo.

Liam: did you decorate it with all gold?
by Lam-wod February 12, 2007
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Christmas eyes.

1) When one stays up all night on Christmas Eve, and on Christmas morning, their eyes are blood shot.

2)Peeking at your presents before they're wrapped.
1) You could so tell Sara had Christmas eyes yesterday.

2) Mom: Do you have CE?
kid: What's that?
Mom: Christmas Eyes.
Kid: What's that?
Mom: You peeped at the presents didn't you?
Kid: How'd you know?
by gooleojxkafjsfd January 13, 2007
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Christmas Tree Ornament

A racist insult referring to the 19th and 20th century when KKK members lynched innocent black people.
Black guy: Fuck you, white boy!"
White Guy: "Fuck you, you disgusting purple lip stained, drowning ass christmas tree ornament."
Everybody: "Deeem! Roasted!"
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Christmas Reef

A miss spelled version of Christmas wreath, used by the most retarded, illiterate, dumb ass fucking to ever exist
Did you hear that dumb girl pronounce Christmas wreath.. Christmas reef, wow what a dumb ass.
by Peoplewhosayreefhater January 14, 2017
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